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bupcakesandcunting Fri 26-Nov-10 22:44:42

I left Mr Bupcakes in charge of a "top up" shop whilst I was working today. Just gone into the naughty snack box and found a multipack of Pom Bears.

What a CUNT.

TheSleepFairy Fri 26-Nov-10 22:49:06

That's next weeks dinner pary sorted then.

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 22:49:06

Men who know about Pom Bears are gods, don't you read Mumsnet Classics? He's probably arranged an awkward dinner party and needs an icebreaker.

Or he is in fact a CUNT.

TheSleepFairy Fri 26-Nov-10 22:49:58

Party <gulps even more of my cheap wine down>

droves Fri 26-Nov-10 22:52:05

bear bear bear bear bear bear

You could get mickey mouse potato shapes too .
They are suspiciously pom-bear shaped.
Ideal for dinner parties , where potato is required.

KatieScarlett2833 Fri 26-Nov-10 22:57:41

But "Mickey mouse potato shapes, anyone?" is just too damn long!

TheSleepFairy Fri 26-Nov-10 23:02:18

"Pom Bear darling?"
"Mickey mouse potato shapes darling?"

Katie your right.

Menu reads:

Chicken goujons with baked bean jus & a side of pom bear.

droves Fri 26-Nov-10 23:02:33

Yeah , i suppose katiescarlet , but just serving them would do .

bupcakesandcunting Fri 26-Nov-10 23:18:26

Chicken lengths actually <Shooting Stars joke>

katkit Sat 27-Nov-10 20:18:32

what are pom bears?.. (going to google now...)

KatieScarlett2833 Sat 27-Nov-10 21:10:28

Get thee to Mumsnet classics, please someone do a link....... I have tried and failed......

TheSleepFairy Sat 27-Nov-10 21:26:17

I can do links but can not find the thread [hmmm]

tallwivglasses Sat 27-Nov-10 21:43:18



KatieScarlett2833 Sat 27-Nov-10 21:46:27

OK, I'll give it another go, this time it could be different! hink-this-couple-are-bonkers

tallwivglasses Sat 27-Nov-10 21:48:20

you'll find it after you've read umpteen pages of this but it's worth it

Trust me x

tallwivglasses Sat 27-Nov-10 21:50:20

Oh Katie, I wish I hadn't bothered now! I am sooo sloooow at links...

KatieScarlett2833 Sat 27-Nov-10 21:55:48

That was my sixth attempt. I'm too nervous to check if it works. Show me a strikethrough and I'm your woman, but links... a total mystery and I can't ask the kids cos I don't want them to know my username.

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