to wander what kate will do on her hen night?

[VinegarTits]

i guess a week in shaggaluf will be out?

[Colourful]

Probably a few bacardi breezers with the girls at home while they get ready, then pizza hut for an all you can eat meal, finished off with a stripogram at Tiger Tiger and a quick vomit in the back of the cab on the way home.

Or something like that at any rate...

[saythatagain]

Blackpool?

[VinegarTits]

i reckon they will all meet up in whetherspoons dont you?

[VinegarTits]

Blackpool, good one

[Colourful]

Ah yes, weatherspoons before pizza hut. I think you're right. Perhaps we could offer to help organise it?

[VinegarTits]

yes 'hen nights r us' could be a new business idea, kate could be the first client

[saythatagain]

I might tender for the reception after t'big day: finger buffet etc....open s/w, vol au vents, cheese 'n' pineapple on sticks (hedge hog style - no expense spared)...ny head is positivley spinning with ideas.

[Showaddywaddy]

Center Parcs I reckon.

[Colourful]

Ooh, yes. Don't forget the cocktail sausages....

[VinegarTits]

she best book now center parcs gets a bit chocca

[VinegarTits]

i think she will want home made coleslaw though, being middleclass

[saythatagain]

I going to offer 2/3 menues:
£3.95 p/p
£5.95 p/p
or the biggy:
£8.95 p/p all in mega buffet...the lot!

[Colourful]

Lol at vinegar's homemade coleslaw and at saythatagain's price list.

What about the alcohol? Smirnoff ice or lager for the youngsters and some sherry for the oldies?

[VinegarTits]

do you think she will invite the queen, best get some cucumber butties ready just in case

i think the queen will appreciate the stripper

[Colourful]

Don't forget to cut the crusts off the queen's sandwiches

[VinegarTits]

Harvey's cream Sherry none of that cheap stuff

i think kate would be a blue wicked drinker

[AbsofCroissant]

I reckon they might hire a room somewhere with a vodka luge and get crazy. I expect to see her standing up in a stretched hummer riding through central london, bottle of lambrini in one hand, pink sparkly cowboy hat on head and "mrs Wills" sash, shouting "WOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoooooooooooo!!!!!"

[MardyBra]

Is Chelsey going? If so, count me in.

[saythatagain]

Won't cucumber repeat on her maj?
Always gotta see the bigger picture VT!

[VinegarTits]

Abs, brilliant

pom bears as snacks?

[Colourful]

And a chocolate fountain. And vodka jellies.

[AbsofCroissant]

I reckon also pitchers of "sex on the beach", and lots of norty shots like blow jobs and what not.

[discobeaver]

Vajazzles all the way. In the shape of a crown.

[VinegarTits]

and a blow up doll, called Trevor

[VinegarTits]

and Trevor will have a mussie and pubes drawn on with eyeliner