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HECATE: I AM A MORBIDLY OBESE MUM WITH 2 DCS AND THEY ARE SKINNY.....SHOULD I FEED THEM MORE JUNK FOOD OR JUST CALL SOCIAL SERVICES TO TAKE THEM AWAY?

(31 Posts)
Bonkerz Tue 16-Nov-10 16:50:15

oooooops sorry my finger slipped







PLEASE IGNORE SILLY THREAD AND LET IT DIE lol

PaulineFouler Tue 16-Nov-10 16:51:00

???

ConstanceFelicity Tue 16-Nov-10 16:51:23

PaulineFouler Tue 16-Nov-10 16:53:10

Jeez I go do the school run and MN has gone mad <checks the moon>.

HowsTheSerenity Tue 16-Nov-10 16:54:06

Hi
I am a researcher for a well known daytime tv programme. Would you like to come on my show and find out the possible father of your fat child while also confronting your cheating mother and incestuous sister and brother who are also your cousins??

Rockbird Tue 16-Nov-10 16:54:44

Yes please, I will. What's the catering van like?

HowsTheSerenity Tue 16-Nov-10 16:57:52

Oh we supply only the best. Froot shoots, greggs sausage rolls, angel delight and then for a healthy snack we offer rice crispie marshmallow squares for the added goodness of rice!

Bonkerz Tue 16-Nov-10 16:58:23

OMG serenity how did you know all that about my family?

OK so i need a DNA test on my skinny children because DH and I are both mahoosive...... I need you to do a lie detector on my sister to see if she was having an affair with our brother when she was married to my uncle and we may as well hunt for my missing brother while we are at it, last heard of when i was 2 and he was living up a tree on greenham common.

GucciGuilty Tue 16-Nov-10 16:59:48

You should be ashamed!

hands out happy meals

HecateQueenOfWitches Tue 16-Nov-10 17:00:32

oh no you didn't! shock

<gets coat and shoes on>

MissMashMissMash Tue 16-Nov-10 17:00:41

biscuit for your skinny DC...or yourself

MumNWLondon Tue 16-Nov-10 17:01:01

I blame last nights panorama for all todays fat threads.

GucciGuilty Tue 16-Nov-10 17:04:06

For everyone!

I meant to do <this> not the bold thing!

Rockbird Tue 16-Nov-10 17:34:32

I didn't see Panorama, I was too busy making cakes blush

Kaloki Tue 16-Nov-10 19:33:18

MumNWLondon Ah, wondered if there'd been something like that.

dementedma Tue 16-Nov-10 19:39:15

have the skinny kids taken into care AT ONCE!
They were probably left by aliens and are not normal. Wave a Greggs sausage roll in front of them and see what happens...

KaraStarbuckThrace Tue 16-Nov-10 19:42:40

Does anyone know where I can buy a battery powered blender so I can blend down happy meals for my 2 month old?

Just a bit worried she isn't eating enough because she is only on the 267th percentile.

TiggyD Tue 16-Nov-10 19:49:02

I live very near Greenham Common. If you tell me where the tree was that your Brother was up, I could pop by and have a look. As it's autumn, if he was sitting on a leaf...

MimsyRogers Tue 16-Nov-10 19:49:35

KaraStarbuckThrace, have you not heard of Baby Led Weaning? Just take her to MaccieD's and let her get on with it. No need for all that pureeing smile

dementedma Tue 16-Nov-10 19:52:06

my son loves his bottle at night - i give him diet coke in it as i am aware of health ishoos.

AnyFucker Tue 16-Nov-10 19:55:19

wtf is going on hmm

AlvinStardust Tue 16-Nov-10 19:56:10

I think all the doors to junk food outlets should be made thinner, perhaps two foot wide so fat people cannot get into said shops and buy crap

MumNWLondon Tue 16-Nov-10 19:56:11

I read evening standard on my way home and apparently 3 children were taken into care for being obese, including 3 YO weighing 4 stone.

tillywee Tue 16-Nov-10 19:56:55

Anyfucker...I have no clue, the whole place seems to have gone mad with fat/thin threads

MrsNonSmoker Tue 16-Nov-10 20:03:47

Sorry I'm eating lard and its making the keys slippy, but later i'm goin awht to point at fat people oo are avin their kiddes tayken away. Yeah.

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