Advanced search consider putting masking tape over DP's mouth?

(6 Posts)
GhostTown Sun 14-Nov-10 15:19:02

Aaaarrrghh - I will do it if he doesn't stop going on an on about the blardy Grand Prix.

I watch it was well but DP ruins it by being a know it all of an arse. I'm surprised he hasn't been flown out to Abu Dhabi today since he literally knows EVERYTHING - better.

If I dare utter an opinion of my own he shoots me down straightaway and patronisingly explains to me how it really is.

So now I'm reduced to going 'ummhh, really dear?, ummmhh - while shouting SHUT UP, PLEASE SHUT UP in my head.

Another pointless rant got out of my system, thank you for indulging me

GhostTown Sun 14-Nov-10 15:19:36 it as well that should be, sorry!

mousesma Sun 14-Nov-10 15:21:32

Wouldn't you better off with something more secure like duct tape?

GhostTown Sun 14-Nov-10 15:24:57

Of course mousesma, didn't think of that. With the size of his opinionated gob masking tape will come right off grin

<goes off to hunt in cupboard for duct tape>

LaWeaselMys Sun 14-Nov-10 15:29:30

Maybe a steel plate and rivets? Ala beetlejuice?

GhostTown Sun 14-Nov-10 15:31:30 duct tape anywhere, no steel or rivets eiter.

Gonna have to run out to B&Q since he's STILL going on and on.

....will to live ebbing away.....

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