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to think we need a Geneva Convention for parents?

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sethstarkaddersmum Sat 13-Nov-10 12:51:38

1. One parent should not have to change more than 4 pooey nappies in one day
2. Helping dcs finish off artworks does not extend to Hama beads
3. Buildings where parents are held (also known as 'houses') should always have a large cupboard or utility room or similar to which the parent can retire unobserved to eat crisps and chocolate

Chil1234 Sat 13-Nov-10 12:54:52

If it means I am no longer tortured or subjected to random and inhumane punishments ... <yes you child that waves the chocolate biscuits under my nose when I need to reduce the size of my arse>... count me in.

sethstarkaddersmum Sun 14-Nov-10 08:59:44

yes, that's the idea. Chocolate biscuit waving will be outlawed.

cumfy Sun 14-Nov-10 12:44:49


sethstarkaddersmum Sun 14-Nov-10 13:32:32

I had to plead the Convention again this morning when dd was face painting herself green and asked if she could do me hmm

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