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Neurotic parents in the school playground

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louise999 Sat 02-Oct-10 21:11:01

Just wondering if all parents in the school playground (apart from me ha!) are neurotic, angry, self centered, evil, selfish, blinkered, crazy, paranoid loons!
I only ask because they all seem to migrate towards me. They may think I am interested or easy prey because I look into the distance when they are talking but really I am thinking what shall we have for tea tonight red or white! This has followed me round from pre school to school and it is different people as soon as I edge slowly away from one, another one snares me!
I really can't be arsed is it just bad luck or is it the norm? Usually it's the parents that demand special attention for their kids, because they are anxious, finding mixing with other kids hard etc, then they scream at them to be quiet and don't let them have tea at their friends houses or have to invite themselves too, won't let them go to parties,I even know a mother who will not let her son wear shorts in case he falls over wtf!!! I feel like shouting you silly fuck you are ruining your child!!!
Sorry for rant but would like to know I'm not the only one!

StewieGriffinsMom Sat 02-Oct-10 21:15:18

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MoralDefective Sat 02-Oct-10 21:15:54

Cor blimey....actually,this is a wind up?

memoo Sat 02-Oct-10 21:16:11

hmmm, not sure what you question is really?

GypsyMoth Sat 02-Oct-10 21:16:36

me neither SGM!!

memoo Sat 02-Oct-10 21:17:26

I think if you feel that every single parent you have ever met from prescool and school is neurotic then the problem probably lies with you.

belledechocolatefluffybunny Sat 02-Oct-10 21:18:35

Erm... Have a read of your first post dear.

CommanderCool Sat 02-Oct-10 21:19:22

Just because you're paranoid...

belledechocolatefluffybunny Sat 02-Oct-10 21:19:50

Interesting first thread for you OP! hmm

thecaptaincrocfamily Sat 02-Oct-10 21:30:20

Well hopefully they will get the gist you aren't at all pleasant, are planted firmly up your own rear and not make any effort to speak to you or be friendly in future!! smile

<<< walks away chuntering about people who can't be bothered to socialise and feel they are above everyone else in the playground >>>

scottishmummy Sat 02-Oct-10 21:35:17

and breathe.stop bad mouthing and generalising.poor widdke you all the loons talk to you?maybe they think you are kindred soul too

PinkieMinx Sat 02-Oct-10 21:37:08

She's not paranoid if they ARE out to get her.....

PinkieMinx Sat 02-Oct-10 21:37:57

Mmwaaahhh <evil laugh not air kiss>

belledechocolatefluffybunny Sat 02-Oct-10 21:41:16

Maybe they are trying to find a way to tell her that there's dog poop on her shoes or a tampon hanging out of her trouser leg but they are too embarassed. grin

louise999 Sat 02-Oct-10 21:42:03

Oh Dear!!!

MrsYamada Sat 02-Oct-10 21:42:20

neurotic, angry, self centered, evil, selfish, blinkered, crazy, paranoid loon - yup, that's me! Not going to talk to you anymore though.<sticks tongue out>

belledechocolatefluffybunny Sat 02-Oct-10 21:43:11

All parents in the playground generally includes all of us louise wink

MrsYamada Sat 02-Oct-10 21:44:39

I would DIE if I had a tampon hanging out of my trousers. I did that with knickers after a night of passion once.blush The shame.

piscesmoon Sat 02-Oct-10 21:45:35

Just smile and be friendly and you will get on much better!

PinkieMinx Sat 02-Oct-10 21:47:11

Having said that, I NEED to know more about the shorts mum - madness!!

belledechocolatefluffybunny Sat 02-Oct-10 21:49:58

Shorts mum sounds interesting. You should get to know her louise so we can learn about her smile

PinkieMinx Sat 02-Oct-10 21:50:59

For interesting should we read mentalist grin

IneedacleanerIamalazyslattern Sat 02-Oct-10 21:55:17

I did actually know a mum at ds1 nursery who puts on crop trousers to her ds in case he falls. Not that he gets the chance she runs behing him shrieking after nursery if he even looks at the climbing frame. Abdomen that is only one of the many neurosis she has.

MoralDefective Sat 02-Oct-10 21:59:46

Oooh MrsYamada blushgrin

MrsYamada Sat 02-Oct-10 22:02:39

blush It was twenty years ago, I'm blushing now. It was him that noticed too.blush

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