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Robert Kilroy Silk, John Hemming, Christopher Booker and the fat lesbian social worker...

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hester Sat 24-Sep-11 21:40:06

Anyone read the interview with Robert Kilroy Silk in today's Guardian? Apparently he's written a novel (only available via kindle) about a pair of evil lesbian social workers who seize a lovely couple's baby and hand it over to gay Islingtonians (who feed it champagne). The wronged father then murders the evil fat lesbian, who is impaled on a forest of dildos or something..

It sounds so delightful! grin And Robert tells us it is based on FACT, citing the impeccably evidence-based campaigning of our old friend John Hemming...

It really cheered up a boring train journey, I can tell you grin

BetterThanChocolate Sat 24-Sep-11 21:46:20

Well I'm a lesbian and a social worker. Will avoid the dildo forest for a bit smile

hester Sat 24-Sep-11 21:50:06

I'm a lesbian and an adopter (so partner in crime with evil baby-snatching social workers) and I tell you, you gotta be careful round those dildos...

hester Sat 24-Sep-11 21:50:41

Ooh, BetterThanChocolate, maybe you're the evil lesbian social worker he meant? It is based on fact, after all...

scottishmummy Sat 24-Sep-11 21:59:23

sounds about right.give the visionary a microphone
its about time someone blew the whistle

BetterThanChocolate Sat 24-Sep-11 22:01:43

Hester, I just had a quick read of the article you mentioned and it sounds ridiculous,

Although if I'm the evil lesbian social worker then you have to be the champagne swigging islingtonian adopter and of course the entire plan was hatched on the boards of mumsnet grin

scottishmummy Sat 24-Sep-11 22:03:41

john hemmings hes the conspiracy theorist isnt he?barking

hester Sat 24-Sep-11 22:06:00

Now, THAT'S a plot grin

hester Sat 24-Sep-11 22:07:04

Yes scottishmummy, it's rather entertaining that somebody cites him as a source of FACT.

scottishmummy Sat 24-Sep-11 22:09:22

indeed kilroy is a fake bake permatan constantly indignant

Lilka Sat 24-Sep-11 22:26:15

WHAT????!

How can we have been discovered so easily?!? <hides a mountain of empty champagne bottles> Should have been more careful about what we said when we realised John Hemming was lurking here...

..as long as they don't realise feeding babies champagne isn't the limit of our gay depravity hester, we might manage to ride this one out (no dildo related pun intended)

grin

KristinaM Sun 25-Sep-11 09:52:44

What a shame i dont have a kindle, this sounds like essentail bedtime reading

bran Sun 25-Sep-11 18:27:09

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

scottishmummy Sun 25-Sep-11 19:35:25

oh yes please it sound a hoot.love conspiracy theories. after all, local authorities thrive on snatching weans to give to bloated gays.and kilroy is must be applauded for this expose

BeerTricksPotter Sun 25-Sep-11 19:39:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

scottishmummy Sun 25-Sep-11 19:40:13

wasnt he leader of uk national party or summat til all fell out

KristinaM Sun 25-Sep-11 19:56:04

Gee thanks bran

Kewcumber Sun 25-Sep-11 22:07:14

Gosh that almost makes me wish I got the Guardian. Almost.

Maryz Wed 28-Sep-11 12:00:03

Oooh, maybe Melvin is Kilroy, as he denies being Hemming and he is equally thick, misinformed and opinionated grin.

hester Wed 28-Sep-11 12:28:16

Did you see JH in the papers today? With his girlfriend, his wife and Beauty the Cat?

Sometimes I feel like I'm a minor player in a very tired soap opera grin

Maryz Wed 28-Sep-11 12:39:09

confused - which paper? Was that the cat kidnapped by the girlfriend (or wife). Does he have a foursome with all three of them grin.

He really is an odd person, isn't he.

hester Wed 28-Sep-11 12:42:43

It was in Metro today. The wife is in court.

Beauty looked nice smile. Funnily enough, she has never come home...

hester Thu 29-Sep-11 07:52:53

More coverage today. Apparently JH has had 26 girlfriends since getting married shock. JH: do you, um, come on here to pick up laydeez?

Kewcumber Thu 29-Sep-11 13:18:18

I saw that today Hester (waiting around at hospital so reading any trash I could lay my hands on!).

Every thought that went through my mind is probably unsuited to a public forum...

Maryz Thu 29-Sep-11 13:41:39

grin Kew.

How did 26 women fall for his guff? Do you suppose he has a massive willy?

<<lowers tone of thread>>

It's a pity about the cat, I really hope someone found her and took her in.

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