Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

[HandforthParishCouncilClerk]

Winter is coming.

Where did I put my keys?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

You left them in Dave's bedroom last night

Why is Dave such a stud?

[Blowingagale]

Sorry to disappoint but Dave is a brand of stud earrings.

Stud or hook earrings?

[bearlyactive]

Necklaces

How many piercings do you have?

[x2boys]

Eleventy billion,
How many Tattoos do you have?

[newreality1]

Head to toe covered in them.

What is your favourite item of makeup?

[x2boys]

My electric blue mascara
What colour is your hair?

[bearlyactive]

Electric dream

What are you doing tomorrow?

[x2boys]

Not watching England play in its first semi final since 1996 that's for sure
Is football coming home?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Yes & it's bought a house in Cornwall

Do Badgers like Cornwall for their holidays?

[Blowingagale]

No - the badgers find the steady 30 degrees c just a bit too hot.

What do badgers look for for a good holiday destination?

[x2boys]

They will enjoy historical sight seeing, good food and wine and comfortable Setts
How are the England team feeling now?

[HereticFanjo]

Like a nice massage.

Lard or coconut oil for massage?

[x2boys]

Lard obviously
Sausages or Bacon?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

I find bacon makes the best drop earrings as they swing better

Swing or slide?

[x2boys]

I do like a bit of swing, but I enjoy cha cha slide the most
Is it all just swings and roundabouts?

[Blowingagale]

Yes, everything else was removed under excuse of H&S, actually because the Councillors wanted a slide and climbing frame for themselves at the Town Hall.

So are you going for swings or roundabouts?

[bearlyactive]

I prefer the inflatable hopper thingies.

Health or safety?

[Scarby9]

Health every time. Safety is overrated.

Will you be supporting Denmark?

[x2boys]

Of course I'm thinking of going to the local pub and loudly support Denmark
Anyone joining me?

[Ellmau]

Yes, because I'm really interested in football.

Should I go in early to work tomorrow?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Ask Gareth Southgate

Should we just have a revolution & put Gareth in as Prime Minister?

[Blowingagale]

I’d say go in about 4.47pm

What did you do tonight?

[bearlyactive]

Made mud pies.

Is the weather forecast ever accurate?

[x2boys]

Yes of course, the weather forecast on Mars is always correct
Doing anything special on Sunday?