When you get out of the bath

[HumanSponge]

Does the ocean fall out of you. Is it just me??

[BewareTheBeardedDragon]

If I've been lying down then no, not just you

[HumanSponge]

how do I teach my vagina how to hold her breath under water??

[MamaWeasel]

You are not alone!

[HumanSponge]

Thank you! It's a bit awkward when I have to do a um... "Sexy shimmy" Infront of DP

[LuluJakey1]

No, doesn't happen to me although I have heard people say it happens so it must be a relatively common occurence .

[BewareTheBeardedDragon]

You cant teach an old dog new tricks... (I fear tis the price we pay for our dear children)

{Not the only price you understand, just one of many. Sometimes ds complains about how often I need to pee and I kindly explain that it's all down to him and his siblings }

[UnFringed]

No!

Mine waits for the moment I am fully dry, clean knicker and jeans THEN creates niagra falls

[JingsMahBucket]

This has never happened to me. Do you dry your undercarriage afterward or no? As in blot and wipe a lot with the bath towel?

[HumanSponge]

I don't think it used to happen to me either. I dont want to have to do a quick shimmy after getting out of pools or hot tubs, like a dog coming in from the rain .

[whatswithtodaytoday]

It doesn't happen to me but it is very common - I've seen Caitlin Moran talk about it on Twitter and loads of women said it happens to them.

[HumanSponge]

@JingsMahBucket

This has never happened to me. Do you dry your undercarriage afterward or no? As in blot and wipe a lot with the bath towel?

It's as soon as I stand up.

[HumanSponge]

@UnFringed

No!

Mine waits for the moment I am fully dry, clean knicker and jeans THEN creates niagra falls

That sucks! Do a dance before you get dressed maybe?

[Roasteros]

I never noticed this in the past, but I don't have a bath anymore, unfortunately, so I can't carry out any research 🤓

[CarnationCat]

This happens to me when I'm dressed after the bath. My pants are always soaked through. It's just water, not wee.

[wildeatheart]

@HumanSponge

how do I teach my vagina how to hold her breath under water??

This made me chuckle 🤣

[DriftingTurtles]

I had no idea this was even a thing

[AMillionMilesAway]

I've never had this happen.

[maddiemookins16mum]

Nope, never.

[thequeenoftarts]

@HumanSponge

how do I teach my vagina how to hold her breath under water??

Stick a snorkel up there LOL

[PeterPomegranate]

I don’t think this happens to me and I have baths a lot. I’m mid 40s ans have two children but both caesareans. Could that be why?

[Thelnebriati]

If you do your Kegels in the bath, you can get an interesting underwater water pistol effect.

You'll notice I said 'you', this would not be something I ever do, oh no.

[PrincessTuna]

As soon as I saw the title of this thread I knew what it would be about! I've seen threads on it before so you are not alone.

Yes to doing a dance before dressing, a dance with squats and lunges, maybe to Waterfalls or Wipeout.

[MrMucker]

The good news is with age comes slackness and you'll remember these once annoying cascades with fond nostalgia, just as you remember the pert days before you were able to tuck your tits under your armpits.

[SirenSays]

I think this is to do with how you lay. If you get into or hold a crunch/sit up position (like to shave your legs) then I think the niagra situation is more likely.

[NowhereNearTheHighSt]

Yes this happens to me , after my baths I need to use a pant liner now, been caught out too any times