Property porn

[Foggyday124]

What’s with the shoes??!
And why the steps to go to the toilet?

www.primelocation.com/for-sale/details/57656250?search_identifier=a066ea878ac93da585d23b13b9487397

[TeddyBeans]

Because a king must ascend to his throne, obviously!

The bar across the stairs confuses me though

[TeddyBeans]

Nevermind, just worked out it's a corner staircase that's not in a corner 🤦‍♀️

[Foggyday124]

Fancy!

[Iamtooknackeredtorun]

That house typifies the absurdity of london prices. Ok it's substantial and has a lot of bedrooms but the inside is so very average. There was nothing of the remotest interest inside. £1.7m?! Insane.

[Foggyday124]

Totally! For that price I would expect beautiful views over iconic monuments !

[BiBabbles]

I think it's a mirror, but in photo 14 it looks like there is a toilet and a shadow toilet for the goth who needs a dark place to poop with their dark thoughts....

[jambeforeclottedcream]

@Iamtooknackeredtorun

That house typifies the absurdity of london prices. Ok it's substantial and has a lot of bedrooms but the inside is so very average. There was nothing of the remotest interest inside. £1.7m?! Insane.

This

Also how many trainers does a person need?

[DrunkBetch]

That toilet is so bloody weird! I'm not sure I could bring myself to use it. I would feel like I was on display 😂

[BunnyRuddington]

I actually cannot believe that someone would pay such a high price for a semi.

[Solo]

Looking at the bedrooms, shoes, photographs, etc, I wouldn't mind betting that it belongs to a sports personality.

[SaltyTootsieToes]

The toilet wasn’t my main curiosity but rather wondering if it were some type of odd shoe store featuring men’s trainers. You know, a bit like the old Reigate Jack Wills shop.

[jambeforeclottedcream]

@Solo

Looking at the bedrooms, shoes, photographs, etc, I wouldn't mind betting that it belongs to a sports personality.

I know what you mean! The cars in the driveway I know I'm stereotyping there

I wonder if that Chelsea scarf is a clue

[Lockdownbear]

The trainers, there's hardly a pair of dress shoes or boots it's all trainers.

Crazy money, but I think it could be a footballer's place. Its definitely like a game of 'through the keyhole' remember that?

[Lockdownbear]

Looking at the floor plan the toilet is over the bulkhead of the stairs on the attic floor.

[uggmum]

How can someone own so many pairs of trainers.

I am amazed by that

[TheUnquestionedAnswer]

Surprised they haven't blurred out the photos of the kids

[Lockdownbear]

@TheUnquestionedAnswer

Surprised they haven't blurred out the photos of the kids

It doesn't look like a house with young children in it. The bedrooms look like teenagers rooms.
I'm guessing the kids don't look anything like what they used to.

[Norabuzz]

The price is ambitious but I know that area well. It's a great street and that's a lovely big garden for zone 2 London.

[LadyEloise]

That is some tap in the kitchen!!!

[HouseyHouse21]

Yep, that's London prices for you. It's large but really 5 bedrooms with a box room that's too small to label on the floorplan. Also there's only one proper bathroom upstairs, I'd want another. And I don't care for the kitchen layout. I'll be interested to see how much it ends up going for...

[MrsEricBana]

What's with the trainer focused decor?

[yearoftheplagues]

With all those trainers I'd hazard a guess at it being Romesh ranganathan's house.

[cerealgamechanger]

Imagine the stench from all those trainers in the hot weather 🤮🤮🤮 also, no way will it achieve the price it's listed at- the area is terrible.

[FossilisedFanny]

There’s a photo in the hallway maybe of the people that live there

[OnceUponAMidnightBeery]

That is quite the trainer collection. I’m guessing the doors in the bedrooms are built in closets? Or the owners are nudists with a shoe fetish, wtf do they keep their clothes??

I hope that’s an outdoor couch set with snow on it. Do like the wood floors mind.