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Foggyday124 Sat 13-Feb-21 21:50:59

What’s with the shoes??!
And why the steps to go to the toilet?

www.primelocation.com/for-sale/details/57656250?search_identifier=a066ea878ac93da585d23b13b9487397

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TeddyBeans Sat 13-Feb-21 21:53:40

Because a king must ascend to his throne, obviously!

The bar across the stairs confuses me though

TeddyBeans Sat 13-Feb-21 21:55:54

Nevermind, just worked out it's a corner staircase that's not in a corner 🤦‍♀️

Foggyday124 Sat 13-Feb-21 21:58:27

Fancy!

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Iamtooknackeredtorun Sat 13-Feb-21 21:58:59

That house typifies the absurdity of london prices. Ok it's substantial and has a lot of bedrooms but the inside is so very average. There was nothing of the remotest interest inside. £1.7m?! Insane.

Foggyday124 Sat 13-Feb-21 22:10:08

Totally! For that price I would expect beautiful views over iconic monuments !

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BiBabbles Sat 13-Feb-21 22:17:29

I think it's a mirror, but in photo 14 it looks like there is a toilet and a shadow toilet for the goth who needs a dark place to poop with their dark thoughts....

jambeforeclottedcream Sat 13-Feb-21 22:58:06

Iamtooknackeredtorun

That house typifies the absurdity of london prices. Ok it's substantial and has a lot of bedrooms but the inside is so very average. There was nothing of the remotest interest inside. £1.7m?! Insane.


This

Also how many trainers does a person need?

DrunkBetch Sat 13-Feb-21 23:28:41

That toilet is so bloody weird! I'm not sure I could bring myself to use it. I would feel like I was on display 😂

BunnyRuddington Sat 13-Feb-21 23:34:16

I actually cannot believe that someone would pay such a high price for a semi.

Solo Sat 13-Feb-21 23:52:58

Looking at the bedrooms, shoes, photographs, etc, I wouldn't mind betting that it belongs to a sports personality.

SaltyTootsieToes Sun 14-Feb-21 00:09:02

The toilet wasn’t my main curiosity but rather wondering if it were some type of odd shoe store featuring men’s trainers. You know, a bit like the old Reigate Jack Wills shop.

jambeforeclottedcream Sun 14-Feb-21 00:30:06

Solo

Looking at the bedrooms, shoes, photographs, etc, I wouldn't mind betting that it belongs to a sports personality.


I know what you mean! The cars in the driveway I know I'm stereotyping there

I wonder if that Chelsea scarf is a clue

Lockdownbear Sun 14-Feb-21 00:39:10

The trainers, there's hardly a pair of dress shoes or boots it's all trainers.

Crazy money, but I think it could be a footballer's place. Its definitely like a game of 'through the keyhole' remember that?

Lockdownbear Sun 14-Feb-21 00:44:31

Looking at the floor plan the toilet is over the bulkhead of the stairs on the attic floor.

uggmum Sun 14-Feb-21 00:55:33

How can someone own so many pairs of trainers.

I am amazed by that

TheUnquestionedAnswer Sun 14-Feb-21 00:56:04

Surprised they haven't blurred out the photos of the kids

Lockdownbear Sun 14-Feb-21 01:01:58

TheUnquestionedAnswer

Surprised they haven't blurred out the photos of the kids

It doesn't look like a house with young children in it. The bedrooms look like teenagers rooms.
I'm guessing the kids don't look anything like what they used to.

Norabuzz Sun 14-Feb-21 01:28:22

The price is ambitious but I know that area well. It's a great street and that's a lovely big garden for zone 2 London.

LadyEloise Sun 14-Feb-21 02:07:26

That is some tap in the kitchen!!!

HouseyHouse21 Sun 14-Feb-21 02:17:23

Yep, that's London prices for you. It's large but really 5 bedrooms with a box room that's too small to label on the floorplan. Also there's only one proper bathroom upstairs, I'd want another. And I don't care for the kitchen layout. I'll be interested to see how much it ends up going for...

MrsEricBana Sun 14-Feb-21 02:29:16

What's with the trainer focused decor?

yearoftheplagues Sun 14-Feb-21 02:37:19

With all those trainers I'd hazard a guess at it being Romesh ranganathan's house.

cerealgamechanger Sun 14-Feb-21 02:43:09

Imagine the stench from all those trainers in the hot weather 🤮🤮🤮 also, no way will it achieve the price it's listed at- the area is terrible.

FossilisedFanny Sun 14-Feb-21 02:49:34

There’s a photo in the hallway maybe of the people that live there

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