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What was your school nickname?

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Shandan35 · 14/01/2021 20:59

We all had one

Mine was custard head , blond hair joke.

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peak2021 · 14/01/2021 21:01

Only one?

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Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 21:05

Didn't have one.

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GlobeUs · 14/01/2021 21:07

Dumbass.

I am now Dr Dumbass.

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Violetparis · 14/01/2021 21:08

Titch, I am small.

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jumperweather · 14/01/2021 21:10

Dyke :(

Because I was overweight and shy, and if someone asked me out I thought they were joking.
I also looked at my friends boobs once - cos they looked great! - and that cemented it 😩

I'm not though, but it was hard when I was 13/14/15 and didn't know if was gay or not.

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GlobeUs · 14/01/2021 21:11

@jumperweather I gave my nickname to friends, not asshats, but I had similar - it has quite an impact. I am sorry you went through that too.

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wonderwhatshappening1978 · 14/01/2021 21:19

Mini (surname)

Yup, I'm tiny

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CMOTDibbler · 14/01/2021 21:22

I've never had a nickname

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StillMedusa · 14/01/2021 21:22

Tufty (that outs me) due to an unusual surname. Pretty sure that if you asked any of my class mates from back then they couldn't tell you what my actual name is!

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HalfShrunkMoreToGo · 14/01/2021 21:30

Fatty
Fat controller
Specs
Four eyes
Piggy

I didn't enjoy school much due to all the horrible little bastards who seemed out to constantly torture me.

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KeeefBurtain · 14/01/2021 21:38

Lucifer (my name is lucy)
Morticia/Tish

Goth in the 90’s

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SpringIsSprung1 · 14/01/2021 21:41

Sparrow legs!

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Gingaaarghpussy · 14/01/2021 21:49

My maiden name was kinchin. You can imagine the nicknames, although they didn't last because I was very adept at ignoring people until they said my actual nam.

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