Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

[MaraThorn]

I'm pissed and bumping my own thread

[buenavistabelle]

Haha I love partridge.

"That was classic intercourse"

[Difford]

What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

[WatershipGolum]

Oh poor Lynn. She deserves a medal.

[WatershipGolum]

@Difford

What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

DIXOOoooonnnss.

[Frenchdressing]

Dan. Dan Dan DAN.......😆

[AmandaHoldensLips]

I am stunned that Lynn is Perpetua out of Bridget Jones.

[MagentaDoesNotExist]

Smell my cheese!

[Handsoffstrikesagain]

‘Technically Lynn, your life isn’t worth insuring’

[MagentaDoesNotExist]

“I find it amazing how many people still think the petrol cap on a Ford Focus is offside rear.”

[Handsoffstrikesagain]

‘Lynn, I’ve caught my foot on a spiiikkkeeee’

[WatershipGolum]

THEY'RE SEX PEOPLE LYNN

[Monkeytennis97]

Ah ha my people!

This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake. Let’s take a look. Not a trace. Peace of mind I’m sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.

[Monkeytennis97]

Oooo you know your onions

[Autumnchill]

I'd give that 15 minutes Lynn

[WatershipGolum]

I'm so glad people love it.

[WatershipGolum]

Spiceworld.

[Lurleene]

They're sex people Lynn!


Ha ha WatershipGolum My DH quoted this at an opportune moment when we were watching Bridgerton the other day. I nearly wet myself.

[InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud]

Lynn, get rid of her. She’s a drunk racist. I’ll tolerate one, but not both.

[InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud]

If we ever stay in a hotel I ask DH if he has packed his 'big plate'.....

[MadisonAvenue]

I love you. In a way.

[AbbeyBelfast]

You have minor women's whiplash, Lynne!

[WatershipGolum]

Use a sausage as a breakwater.

[alloutofcareunits]

Do you like me? Sex wise?

[MadisonAvenue]

Ruddy hell, it’s Soft Cell!