Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

(219 Posts)
MaraThorn Tue 12-Jan-21 19:18:08

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

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MaraThorn Tue 12-Jan-21 19:23:37

I'm pissed and bumping my own thread

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buenavistabelle Tue 12-Jan-21 19:24:47

Haha I love partridge.

"That was classic intercourse"

Difford Tue 12-Jan-21 19:25:48

What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

WatershipGolum Tue 12-Jan-21 19:25:51

Oh poor Lynn. She deserves a medal.

WatershipGolum Tue 12-Jan-21 19:26:21


What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?


Frenchdressing Tue 12-Jan-21 19:28:43

Dan. Dan Dan DAN.......😆


AmandaHoldensLips Tue 12-Jan-21 19:30:01

I am stunned that Lynn is Perpetua out of Bridget Jones.

MagentaDoesNotExist Tue 12-Jan-21 19:30:10

Smell my cheese!

Handsoffstrikesagain Tue 12-Jan-21 19:30:46

‘Technically Lynn, your life isn’t worth insuring’

MagentaDoesNotExist Tue 12-Jan-21 19:30:49

“I find it amazing how many people still think the petrol cap on a Ford Focus is offside rear.”

Handsoffstrikesagain Tue 12-Jan-21 19:31:33

‘Lynn, I’ve caught my foot on a spiiikkkeeee’

WatershipGolum Tue 12-Jan-21 19:34:02


Monkeytennis97 Tue 12-Jan-21 19:36:48

Ah ha my people!

This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake. Let’s take a look. Not a trace. Peace of mind I’m sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.


Monkeytennis97 Tue 12-Jan-21 19:37:40

Oooo you know your onions

Autumnchill Tue 12-Jan-21 19:38:01

I'd give that 15 minutes Lynn

WatershipGolum Tue 12-Jan-21 19:38:08

I'm so glad people love it.

WatershipGolum Tue 12-Jan-21 19:38:29


Lurleene Tue 12-Jan-21 19:41:34

They're sex people Lynn!

Ha ha WatershipGolum My DH quoted this at an opportune moment when we were watching Bridgerton the other day. I nearly wet myself.

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud Tue 12-Jan-21 19:42:22

Lynn, get rid of her. She’s a drunk racist. I’ll tolerate one, but not both.

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud Tue 12-Jan-21 19:43:25

If we ever stay in a hotel I ask DH if he has packed his 'big plate'.....

MadisonAvenue Tue 12-Jan-21 19:47:33

I love you. In a way.

AbbeyBelfast Tue 12-Jan-21 19:48:54

You have minor women's whiplash, Lynne!

WatershipGolum Tue 12-Jan-21 19:49:55

Use a sausage as a breakwater.

alloutofcareunits Tue 12-Jan-21 19:56:54

Do you like me? Sex wise?

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