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Wouldn’t it be great if we could take off body parts and rest them before putting them back on?

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Soubriquet · 09/01/2021 12:30

Like you’re in the middle of a shift at work, your feet are killing you, so take them off, put them on a shelf and put on a new pair, and voila. Feet that don’t ache!

Or you’re bursting for a wee but can’t get to the toilet, so you take your bladder out, and replace it

Would be so blissful..

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OakleyStreetisnotinChelsea · 09/01/2021 12:32

The feet thing would be great. You might as well go for a wee though by the time you've been to change your bladder over.

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Soubriquet · 09/01/2021 12:37

I dunno. I’d happily swap it over when I’m nicely warm and snug in bed and I have to get up for a pee

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Cassie71 · 09/01/2021 12:38

But what happens when someone takes home your feet, and leaves their stinky bunion fungi infected feet and you have to go home wearing those.

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jerrywesterby · 09/01/2021 12:39

I want to be able to take my eyes out.. rinse them in some nice cool water... pop em back in 😁

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QuestionableMouse · 09/01/2021 12:41

Be brilliant for periods too - whip the bloody thing out and stick it back when the whole thing is over. Bliss.

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Soubriquet · 09/01/2021 12:42

@QuestionableMouse

Be brilliant for periods too - whip the bloody thing out and stick it back when the whole thing is over. Bliss.

Oooo yes

And...I don’t know..your work would have to provide body lockers! Grin
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FrogFairy · 09/01/2021 13:11

I would love to take off skin and hair like a onesie so that I can relax with a cuppa while it gets a good swoosh in the washing machine.

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QuitMoaning · 09/01/2021 13:13

Arms that are detachable at the shoulder. Will help at night as they get in the way of being comfortable when trying to sleep at night

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