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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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bearlyactive Sun 15-Nov-20 19:35:59

Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

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x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 19:48:08

Because Boots are made for walking
Will the Donald post on this thread ?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Sun 15-Nov-20 19:50:11

Only if we let him win

Have the badgers found the new thread?

x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 19:53:59

The Badgers are all around us and instinctively knew there was a new thread
Have the Badgers started decorating their Setts yet ?

bearlyactive Sun 15-Nov-20 20:07:25

They haven't quite sett out their decorations yet.

Why are my shoulders so weak?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves Sun 15-Nov-20 20:09:52

Because you didn't eat your Weetabix

Why are there for cones all over my kitchen?

TracyBeakerSoYeah Sun 15-Nov-20 20:17:25

Because the Badgers have bought them in for Christmas sett decorating.

Are Badgers obeying the 'rulz'?

x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 20:17:42

Because you bought the cones but forgot the ice-cream
What class are Badgers ( reading the thread where some very affluent mumsnetter ,s consider themselves working class)

TracyBeakerSoYeah Sun 15-Nov-20 20:19:04

Badgers know they are royalty!

But are the Badgers obeying the lockdown 'rulz'?

x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 20:24:41

Yes because Badgers are sensible and realise the rulz apply to every one
Are there more Badgers than Humans?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Sun 15-Nov-20 20:27:46

Nope, they consider themselves Dancers.

Will Rudolph need a Covid test with his red nose?

x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 20:34:12

Yes but he will only need to self isolate untill his negative test comes back
And then santa will say " Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight " but unfortunately Rudolph will then get symptoms and have to self isolate untill the middle of January
How does Santa manage to deliver so many presents in one night ?

bearlyactive Sun 15-Nov-20 20:35:53

Good question: how? I think he puts too much pressure on himself. We need to start thinking of his mental health. #SaveOurSanta

With his red nose, how does Rudolph play hide-and-seek with his fellow reindeer?

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x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 20:52:57

Normally he doesn't but this year with all the Reindeers wearing masks he can as none of the other Reindeers can tell
Should we set up a go fund me for# SaveOurSanta?

bearlyactive Sun 15-Nov-20 20:58:07

Absolutely!! I'll take charge of that.

Who wants to send Santa a self-care package?

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TracyBeakerSoYeah Sun 15-Nov-20 21:05:47

I'll chip in as long as its none of that Forever Yoonique Herbal Living Juice Boss Babe Soaring Eagle Living the Dream Carplan Eek Aloe stuff.

Though normal Aloe Vera is fine.

What is Donald going to do/tweet when he finds out we've started a part 4?

x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 21:20:04

Hes going to Tweet that it's not actually part four as he's still won Big so he can decide what it's called
Should Santa have a Beard care pack as part of a self care package ?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Sun 15-Nov-20 21:57:32

No. He doesn't like the beard.

Which supermarket has the best chocolate

x2boys Sun 15-Nov-20 22:19:14

Asda Smart price
Will I'm a celebrity really work in cold wet Wales?

TracyBeakerSoYeah Sun 15-Nov-20 22:41:37

Don't know but I know it would be great with a big whale 🐳 in it

What career should I retrain for?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Mon 16-Nov-20 06:42:17

Badger welfare officer

How busy will DH be at work today?

x2boys Mon 16-Nov-20 10:37:48

He will be so so busy ,that he just won't stop he will come home exhausted so have his pipe and slippers ready and his tea on the table
How many threads will there be about BOJO self isolating on Mumsnet today ?

bearlyactive Mon 16-Nov-20 15:00:20

Two and a half.

What's going to happen with GCSEs and A-Levels in England this year?

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TracyBeakerSoYeah Mon 16-Nov-20 17:37:11

The government are planning on moving all schools & pupils to Antarctica. As it is so cold there the virus doesn't like it.
Penguins are currently being trained up as teaching assistants & exam invigilators.
All A level & GSCE exams will be taken in individual igloos with a walrus standing guard outside.
Any pupil caught cheating will be sent to South Georgia without their polar gear for 30 mins detention.

Though as the government are good at planning & not delivering, the answer is probably no exams won't be sat.

Have Badgers & Penguins ever met?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Mon 16-Nov-20 19:26:34

Badgers are rather fond of penguins. They struggle with the wrappers though.

WIBU to read the book I got DD for Christmas before I wrap it? (It's a book of unicorn recipes)

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