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If you could invent anything what would it be

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thedogandthecat Fri 13-Nov-20 19:07:00

Mine would be something that could help people me function on less sleep 😴

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slothtrot Fri 13-Nov-20 20:10:08

A self cleaning toilet.

Numberblock7 Fri 13-Nov-20 20:12:14

Covid cure.

Instant dryer for after bath/shower.

Calorie and sugar free chocolate that isn’t gross.

cushioncovers Fri 13-Nov-20 20:23:30

Flying cars

nancybotwinbloom Fri 13-Nov-20 20:23:35

Calorie free cheese of all kinds

notanoctopus Sat 14-Nov-20 00:27:26

Automatic umbrella for washing line

Dollywood Sat 14-Nov-20 00:31:41

Tablet to take instead of having to put sunscreen on ( I'm a freckled redhead and need to constantly reapply)

grassisjeweled Sat 14-Nov-20 00:34:46

Language chip in brain

rorosemary Sat 14-Nov-20 00:38:14

A bra that is comfortable.

CoffeeBeansGalore Sat 14-Nov-20 00:46:28

A compound to add to oil so that in the event of a major spillage in the sea it would turn into a scoopable foam/floating solid. Easy to recover. No more awful oil slick contamination with long term affects for seabirds, fish, environment etc.

Cure for all cancers.

lunalulu Sat 14-Nov-20 00:51:06

A husband machine. You would just press the big red button and a perfect Hubbie would shoot down the chute ... 😀

thedogandthecat Sat 14-Nov-20 09:24:23

I'd like to add a self cleaning kitchen after this morning

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BohemianDream Sat 14-Nov-20 09:39:17

I've been longing for someone to invent some kind of tickle machine since I was little.
It has to be a soft tickler, not torturous.
Something that hovers above you and gently tickles your back till you fall asleep 😴
It also has to be able to play with my hair.

nancybotwinbloom Sat 14-Nov-20 19:59:04

grassisjeweled

Language chip in brain


Yes that's a golden one

itsgettingcoldoutside Sat 14-Nov-20 20:17:41

A stomach injection or treatment to cure ibs
Mines been horrendous and everything I try to take doesn't work sad

motorcyclenumptiness Sat 14-Nov-20 21:24:10

A tiny Roomba that cleans and flosses your teeth

renallychallenged Sat 14-Nov-20 21:53:53

Artificial organs

SisyphusDad Sat 14-Nov-20 21:54:45

A pause button for life.

Failing that, a self - cleaning toilet.

OrangeIsTheNewTwat Sat 14-Nov-20 21:59:56

Machine to regulate the weather. So we could induce rain if there was a drought, reduce floods, hurricanes etc.

Or, a way to fully recycle all plastics.

Aerielview Sat 14-Nov-20 22:07:12

A machine that would prepare and cook all your meals for you from scratch

Blubbergalore Sat 14-Nov-20 22:14:42

@Numberblock7 “Instant dryer for after bath or shower”, I use my hairdryer all over, it was a revelation!

cushioncovers Tue 17-Nov-20 13:05:36

These are all good

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