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If you could invent anything what would it be

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thedogandthecat · 13/11/2020 19:07

Mine would be something that could help people me function on less sleep 😴

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slothtrot · 13/11/2020 20:10

A self cleaning toilet.

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Numberblock7 · 13/11/2020 20:12

Covid cure.

Instant dryer for after bath/shower.

Calorie and sugar free chocolate that isn’t gross.

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cushioncovers · 13/11/2020 20:23

Flying cars

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nancybotwinbloom · 13/11/2020 20:23

Calorie free cheese of all kinds

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notanoctopus · 14/11/2020 00:27

Automatic umbrella for washing line

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Dollywood · 14/11/2020 00:31

Tablet to take instead of having to put sunscreen on ( I'm a freckled redhead and need to constantly reapply)

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grassisjeweled · 14/11/2020 00:34

Language chip in brain

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rorosemary · 14/11/2020 00:38

A bra that is comfortable.

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CoffeeBeansGalore · 14/11/2020 00:46

A compound to add to oil so that in the event of a major spillage in the sea it would turn into a scoopable foam/floating solid. Easy to recover. No more awful oil slick contamination with long term affects for seabirds, fish, environment etc.

Cure for all cancers.

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lunalulu · 14/11/2020 00:51

A husband machine. You would just press the big red button and a perfect Hubbie would shoot down the chute ... 😀

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thedogandthecat · 14/11/2020 09:24

I'd like to add a self cleaning kitchen after this morning

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BohemianDream · 14/11/2020 09:39

I've been longing for someone to invent some kind of tickle machine since I was little.
It has to be a soft tickler, not torturous.
Something that hovers above you and gently tickles your back till you fall asleep 😴
It also has to be able to play with my hair.

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nancybotwinbloom · 14/11/2020 19:59

@grassisjeweled

Language chip in brain

Yes that's a golden one
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itsgettingcoldoutside · 14/11/2020 20:17

A stomach injection or treatment to cure ibs
Mines been horrendous and everything I try to take doesn't work Sad

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motorcyclenumptiness · 14/11/2020 21:24

A tiny Roomba that cleans and flosses your teeth

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renallychallenged · 14/11/2020 21:53

Artificial organs

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SisyphusDad · 14/11/2020 21:54

A pause button for life.

Failing that, a self - cleaning toilet.

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OrangeIsTheNewTwat · 14/11/2020 21:59

Machine to regulate the weather. So we could induce rain if there was a drought, reduce floods, hurricanes etc.

Or, a way to fully recycle all plastics.

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Aerielview · 14/11/2020 22:07

A machine that would prepare and cook all your meals for you from scratch

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Blubbergalore · 14/11/2020 22:14

@Numberblock7 “Instant dryer for after bath or shower”, I use my hairdryer all over, it was a revelation!

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cushioncovers · 17/11/2020 13:05

These are all good

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