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From literature and films, what did you expect and what did you not expect about a pandemic?

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KindergartenKop · 24/10/2020 19:36

I'm quite a fan of apocalyptic books. There are a few things about the current pandemic which appear as tropes in this genre. For example, there are still buses with posters on advertising films released in March!

On the other hand, the books and films never warned me about the government floundering though this situation. In the books it all happens much more quickly and the government are usually all gone by week 3 (I get that in reality that would be a very bad thing though!)

What did you expect?

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baller20 · 24/10/2020 19:37

zombies?

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baller20 · 24/10/2020 19:39

Off topic but someone on AIBU told me it was "try hard "to use the word trope. No idea why! It's a good word.

What has surprised me is the weird gleeful doom mongering. Only seen it on here mind.

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RunningFromWaterGhoul · 24/10/2020 19:40

I wasn’t expecting it to be quite so boring!

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baller20 · 24/10/2020 19:40

🤣🤣🤣 that's true

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WhistlersandJugglers · 24/10/2020 19:40

I didn't think a pandemic would be so boring.
Trump and Boris do make it seem like a bad movie a lot of the time.

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lljkk · 24/10/2020 19:42

The bug is supposed to make you sick within 36 hours & very sick within 2 or 3 days, if not dead. It's supposed to be obvious how you got it, and it's not supposed to be asymptomatic / benign in the vast majority. The children all die & nobody cares about the old in the books.

Economic meltdown or Long term effects nobody puts into their story.

Or maybe (Earth Abides, Station Eleven) everyone gets very sick but a few survive and civilisation struggles to re-establish. That isn't like covid, either. Covid is very harmful but not wiping out governments as we know them.

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KindergartenKop · 24/10/2020 19:44

What word would the philistines on aibu use instead of trope?

Yes to the boredom!! Ugh it's terrible!

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lljkk · 24/10/2020 19:46

Which story put toilet roll shortages in the plot?

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baller20 · 24/10/2020 19:55

The one about the diarrhoea pandemic, no I've not not read it either.

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KindergartenKop · 24/10/2020 19:56

Also nobody warned me about the endless queuing outside shops/libraries/school.

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SpeedofaSloth · 24/10/2020 19:57

I didn't expect it to be so mundane. I am so, so bored of everything right now.

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TheSeedsOfADream · 24/10/2020 20:01

I thought Bruce Willis would fly a spaceship into the middle of the virus and blast it into space while I was having sex with Tom Cruise on top of a tall hill having scrabbled up there on a motorbike.

Or something.

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amgine · 24/10/2020 20:02

They never end up doing endless piles of washing up or working from home for months on end in the movies. Although a long incubation period would make for a boring movie.

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RancidOldHag · 24/10/2020 20:03

We didn't expect to spend so much time on our arses, staring at a screen. Telly programming dreadful, but Netflix had a boom beyond its wildest dreams.

We expected footage of dashing fit soldiers and medics, we got endless home videos.

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DollyMixtureLulus · 24/10/2020 20:06

If I were the protagonist I should have met The One, and we would have had a whirlwind romance.

Thankfully I have used the time to watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy and practise mask flirting.

will probably be given a life long ban from Tesco in the second wave

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PoulePouletteEternellement · 24/10/2020 20:09

Firstly, perhaps, from a lifetime of pre-Covid reading and apocalyptic Radio 4 dramas, I expected some immediate mass migration of people from unsafe to safer areas of the country. That was my biggest fear in March - a race against time for relatives in London and surrounding areas to get out before they were locked in. I had imagined the motorways crammed with desperate people on foot, loaded down with whatever they could rescue from their abandoned cars. Bankers in increasingly ragged suits desperately bidding thousands for stale, bottled water; elderly parents being left behind because they couldn't walk any further. That hasn't happened, thank God.

I read Emily St John Mandel's 'Station Eleven' at the very start of lockdown - and it made me thankful that things weren't even worse for us.

Zombies stopped being comedy. 'I Am Legend' lost the power to scare me, as either book or film.

I hadn't anticipated just how swiftly and accurately I would find the truth in Russell T Davies' depiction of blockaded ghettoes - in 'Years and Years' - with residents not allowed to leave a designated area. I've seen it in plays, heard it on radio drama - but had never grasped just how stingingly humiliating it would be.

The government incompetence is a shock. For the first seven months, I assumed we would just grit our teeth and eventually move past this nightmare. Now ... I'm not so sure. Future sentient entities/ humans looking back, 'Planet of the Apes' or 'Snowpiercer' style, on our destroyed civilisation - not quite as unlikely as it once seemed ...

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KindergartenKop · 24/10/2020 20:09

Where is Bruce Willis when you need him?

Who would play you in a film of your experience of covid? I'd be played by Emma Stone.

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SorrelBlackbeak · 24/10/2020 20:10

@RunningFromWaterGhoul

I wasn’t expecting it to be quite so boring!

Exactly what I was going to say. There's lots of running around dramatically in films, not just staying at home solidly for 3 months....
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WitchesSpelleas · 24/10/2020 20:11

From 'Outbreak' I thought all they'd need to do was find someone who'd recovered and synthesise their antibodies then we'd all be sorted.

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KindergartenKop · 24/10/2020 20:12

@PoulePouletteEternellement you shouldn't have read Station Eleven at the start of lockdown! I'd have had trouble sleeping. Luckily I've lost my copy but my abiding memory of the book is when they discover a house that nobody has been in since The Event and it's like a time capsule but with skeletons in all the beds. Ugh.

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occa · 24/10/2020 20:13

Eh I thought there'd be a lot more screaming.

And maybe properly ransacked shops.

The 'everyone ignoring the scientists' bit is pretty spot on though, to be fair.

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SorrelBlackbeak · 24/10/2020 20:13

God, in last lockdown Covid experience I'd be probably be Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones - ie podgy, shovelling crisps into my mouth and drinking too much.

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TolstoyAteMyHamster · 24/10/2020 20:16

I thought it would be more military coup, followed by total societal collapse and a whole lot of effort to get clean water and the power back up and running. Possibly with some eating of rats for good measure.
I did not expect it to be all about wondering whether I should buy an inflatable hot tub and to spend so much time saying “you’re on mute” while peering at a screenZ

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MillieEpple · 24/10/2020 20:16

You know we are still in the first quater of the film. The setting it up bit.

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WhistlersandJugglers · 24/10/2020 20:17

I read The Road by Cormac Mccarthy during lockdown. In a weird way it cheered me up as it was so unrelentingly bleak. It made this one seem mild in comparison. I wouldn't recommend it to anybody feeling a bit down though-it's very, very upsetting in places.

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