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Is it just me that thinks there's something off about this champagne advert?

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BewareTheBeardedDragon · 09/10/2020 18:29

Every time I see this advert I think the joy they have found is a good spot to hide the body. Is it just me? There's a corpse under that blanket...

Is it just me that thinks there's something off about this champagne advert?
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FeelinSpendy · 09/10/2020 18:33

😆 That is a very unfortunate camera angle, I won’t be able to unsee it now!

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BewareTheBeardedDragon · 09/10/2020 18:34

You're welcome!

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Crockof · 09/10/2020 18:37

And the strapline 'delight in every moment* a picnic in a corn field would be a delight so they must be doing something undelightful to warrant the emphasis

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TitianaTitsling · 09/10/2020 18:40

And there's only one bike- I can't imagine getting a backie (other regional variations exist) through a bumpy cornfield is pleasant!

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BewareTheBeardedDragon · 09/10/2020 18:48

The woman rode the bike with the picnic while the man carried the body in blanket over his shoulder.

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Laiste · 09/10/2020 18:51

Who's under the blanket?
The DW?
The DH?
The curtain twitching neighbor?

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BewareTheBeardedDragon · 09/10/2020 18:54

They're both quite young - I'm going for unfortunate flatmate who tried to blackmail them with compromising photographs

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sunnysidegold · 10/10/2020 02:23

I love this!

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toffeekiwi · 10/10/2020 03:06

All it needs now is Theresa may running through the field carrying a spade.

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BewareTheBeardedDragon · 10/10/2020 07:23

Theresa May?? Ah, is the field somewhere near Maidenhead? Do you recognise the fiends?

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