Post a Lie about yourself

[AmbsPhillps]

I will start

I have 6 cats.

[DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult]

I am skinny.

[Careerhelp]

I'm a millionaire.

[Frownette]

I am completely sorted and haughty and tall.

Bow, minions.

[JoJoSM2]

My nails are painted hot pink.

[Purplewithred]

I lost a stone during lockdown through steely self discipline.

[Wryt]

Everything's fine. We're all fine!

[Raera]

I'm going to a wedding in October

[Awwlookatmybabyspider]

I have twin baby spiders 🕷 🕷s.

[Awwlookatmybabyspider]

Boris Johnson is gorgeous 😍😍😍😍

[ememem84]

I am Spartacus

[0blio]

I'm

[ememem84]

I also have perfect glossy hair.

[0blio]

Oops, posted too soon!
I'm 25 and size 8

[bearlyactive]

I have green eyes.

[PuddleglumtheMarshWiggle]

I am always patient when my 3 year old keeps asking "why?"

[Twospaniels]

I’m confident and outgoing

[LockdownLove]

I am an only child

(Roars with laughter as I have 9 siblings).

[BlackberrySky]

My IQ is higher than Einstein's

[DamsonJamFan]

It’s all under control

[DustyMaiden]

My IQ is lower than Einstein’s.

[Eastie77]

I'm brilliant at cleaning. Taught Mrs Hinch everything she knows.

[Iwonder777]

I'm a virgin.

[Noidea2114]

My hair is so long it's past my bum.

[IrishCream123]

I have twins 🤣

[IHateCoronavirus]

I think chocolate is the work of the devil, especially stuff with caramel in it!