Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

[buzzswole]

Snails laying eggs in my pot plants

[AllPlayedOut]

If there's pineapple on your pizza, you have a much bigger problem than them putting mushrooms on it.

[ThatBitch]

COVID 19

[AllPlayedOut]

Bathrooms that aren't self cleaning.

[ikeairgin]

covid marshals .... wtaf? Do they get issued with brown shirts?

[RainbowFlowers]

My glasses steaming up when wearing a mask, despite all the tips that are supposed to make them not.

[rambleon1]

Covid
Covid rules
Covid Marshals
Face masks
The Tories

[Disfordarkchocolate]

My last employer. I can't imagine my mental health ever recovering.

[Lonelycrab]

That little flap/door you find on hoover handles, the one that you accidentally open when you’re using the hoover, and you’re wondering why there is suddenly no suction. They can fuck off.

[Smallsteps88]

Thread titles saying “handhold needed” or “help!” Or “urgent”

[maryboleyn]

my ExH

[SomethingNastyInTheBallPool]

Instagram

[EsterOdesavitch]

My 8 month old hormonal attention seeking puppy

The constant pain in my gut

Work

[Ishihtzuknot]

My neighbours

[Ingridla]

Mumsnet abbreviations

[IncludeWomenInTheSequel]

Kids TV.

Job interviews where they want the moon on a stick before you even get to talk to anyone.

The fucking weather forecast - especially the bit where they helpfully tell us what the weather was like earlier today

[Othering]

The spare tyre round my middle.

[Toilenstripes]

Magpies outside my bedroom window
My frizzy menopause hair
Insomnia

[ABCDay]

@maryboleyn

my ExH

You beat me to it!

Spiders.

[Pelleas]

@WomenHour

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Can't you use the swap a topping feature? Or don't they do that anymore (ages since I had a Dominos).

[AllPlayedOut]

Covid
Covid rules
Covid Marshals
Face masks
The Tories

These, though I'm throwing in Nicola Sturgeon, Covid being the only thing that anyone seemingly gives a shit about and the wannabe MN Covid marshals/Neo Stasi.

[Gilead]

Wasps.

[Originalyellowbelly]

My itchy bum
Pigeons
BBC

[BlueDream]

All high waisted clothing.

[Itsacakebaby]

My next door neighbour and her bloody annoying voice. Also, will you please stop slamming your door aswell.