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WomenHour Thu 10-Sep-20 16:12:24

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

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buzzswole Thu 10-Sep-20 16:13:01

Snails laying eggs in my pot plants

AllPlayedOut Thu 10-Sep-20 16:13:31

If there's pineapple on your pizza, you have a much bigger problem than them putting mushrooms on it.

ThatBitch Thu 10-Sep-20 16:13:42


AllPlayedOut Thu 10-Sep-20 16:14:16

Bathrooms that aren't self cleaning.

ikeairgin Thu 10-Sep-20 16:14:39

covid marshals .... wtaf? Do they get issued with brown shirts?

RainbowFlowers Thu 10-Sep-20 16:16:16

My glasses steaming up when wearing a mask, despite all the tips that are supposed to make them not.

rambleon1 Thu 10-Sep-20 16:16:30

Covid rules
Covid Marshals
Face masks
The Tories

Disfordarkchocolate Thu 10-Sep-20 16:16:32

My last employer. I can't imagine my mental health ever recovering.

Lonelycrab Thu 10-Sep-20 16:16:54

That little flap/door you find on hoover handles, the one that you accidentally open when you’re using the hoover, and you’re wondering why there is suddenly no suction. They can fuck off.

Smallsteps88 Thu 10-Sep-20 16:17:12

Thread titles saying “handhold needed” or “help!” Or “urgent”

maryboleyn Thu 10-Sep-20 16:17:40

my ExH

SomethingNastyInTheBallPool Thu 10-Sep-20 16:17:59


EsterOdesavitch Thu 10-Sep-20 16:19:08

My 8 month old hormonal attention seeking puppy

The constant pain in my gut


Ishihtzuknot Thu 10-Sep-20 16:19:48

My neighbours

Ingridla Thu 10-Sep-20 16:20:06

Mumsnet abbreviations

IncludeWomenInTheSequel Thu 10-Sep-20 16:21:07

Kids TV.

Job interviews where they want the moon on a stick before you even get to talk to anyone.

The fucking weather forecast - especially the bit where they helpfully tell us what the weather was like earlier today confused

Othering Thu 10-Sep-20 16:23:49

The spare tyre round my middle.

Toilenstripes Thu 10-Sep-20 16:24:31

Magpies outside my bedroom window
My frizzy menopause hair

ABCDay Thu 10-Sep-20 16:33:11


my ExH

You beat me to it! grin


Pelleas Thu 10-Sep-20 16:35:33


I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Can't you use the swap a topping feature? Or don't they do that anymore (ages since I had a Dominos).

AllPlayedOut Thu 10-Sep-20 16:36:47

*Covid rules
Covid Marshals
Face masks*
The Tories

These, though I'm throwing in Nicola Sturgeon, Covid being the only thing that anyone seemingly gives a shit about and the wannabe MN Covid marshals/Neo Stasi.

Gilead Thu 10-Sep-20 16:37:16


Originalyellowbelly Thu 10-Sep-20 16:37:30

My itchy bum

BlueDream Thu 10-Sep-20 16:37:43

All high waisted clothing.

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