Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

[bearlyactive]

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

[tangycalligrapher]

@bearlyactive

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Before I've finished this jigsaw.
Why did I bother starting it ?!

[bearlyactive]

Your unwavering, eternal optimism!

Why are my hands so cold?

[WinnieTheW0rm]

You have a (not so) secret urge to fondle a snowman

Where did I put my keys?

[bearlyactive]

In your hair. (Bonus points if you have a beehive!)

Why is my laptop so hot?

[BlackeyedSusan]

You left it on the cooker.

Why can't I think of a sensible question?

[x2boys]

Because you have,nt worshipped at the alter of questions ,How much should I spend on new school uniform,s tommorow?

[tangycalligrapher]

15p. Per child.
Will uniform actually cost the gdp of a not so small country ?

[Lweji]

I believe most small countries spend their whole GDP on uniforms.

What to wear for bed?

[inappropriateraspberry]

Full make-up, heels and a fur coat.

Why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night?

[MissingEsme]

The fox is trying to get his fur coat back.

Why do men wear speedos,??

[drspouse]

Because they need somewhere to hide their budgies.

What shall I do with the DCs tomorrow morning?

[WinnieTheW0rm]

Because no-one will think of the budgies

What's the best pet for a teenager? (other than another teenager)

[AdoraBell]

Tiger.

How much wine am I drinking tonight?

[WinnieTheW0rm]

X-post!

What to do with the DC tomorrow morning? - feed then budgies for breakfast

Do great minds think alike?

[AutumnNymph]

They just to think they do

When will the sky turn purple?

[Regularname]

Great minds don’t think - thinking would be wasted - these are to be admired.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

[Regularname]

When will the sky turn purple?
It was yesterday, sorry you missed it.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

[MissingEsme]

Depends on the type of car.

Can I pick my freckles off,?

[x2boys]

No but you can erase them ,If I go to the Chinese buffet tommorow will I have to book?

[MissingEsme]

No, but you will have to cook,!

Does chewing gum stick to your guts if you swallow?

[TheoriginalLEM]

No, it sticks to the bedpost and loses its flavour.

Can one manage without one's big toe?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Certainly as having a big toe is so passé.

Why do I have a big crush on Lemon in Canada's Drag Race?

[tangycalligrapher]

Because you haven't been watching thrilling tv like kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/

When will normality return ?

[Tillygetsit]

Tomorrow at 3pm.
What can I do to stop my dh's horrendous snoring?

[Anordinarymum]

@Regularname

When will the sky turn purple?
It was yesterday, sorry you missed it.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

Why would you want to do that to the bees. Everyone knows they do not like bonnets

Is it time yet