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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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bearlyactive Wed 26-Aug-20 19:18:08

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

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tangycalligrapher Wed 26-Aug-20 19:28:39

bearlyactive

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?


Before I've finished this jigsaw.
Why did I bother starting it ?!

bearlyactive Wed 26-Aug-20 19:52:55

Your unwavering, eternal optimism!

Why are my hands so cold?

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WinnieTheW0rm Wed 26-Aug-20 20:10:12

You have a (not so) secret urge to fondle a snowman

Where did I put my keys?

bearlyactive Wed 26-Aug-20 20:19:29

In your hair. (Bonus points if you have a beehive!)

Why is my laptop so hot?

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BlackeyedSusan Wed 26-Aug-20 20:22:29

You left it on the cooker.

Why can't I think of a sensible question?

x2boys Wed 26-Aug-20 20:31:13

Because you have,nt worshipped at the alter of questions ,How much should I spend on new school uniform,s tommorow?

tangycalligrapher Wed 26-Aug-20 20:41:14

15p. Per child.
Will uniform actually cost the gdp of a not so small country ?

Lweji Wed 26-Aug-20 22:09:31

I believe most small countries spend their whole GDP on uniforms.

What to wear for bed?

inappropriateraspberry Wed 26-Aug-20 22:13:47

Full make-up, heels and a fur coat.

Why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night?

MissingEsme Wed 26-Aug-20 22:16:39

The fox is trying to get his fur coat back.

Why do men wear speedos,??

drspouse Wed 26-Aug-20 22:29:10

Because they need somewhere to hide their budgies.

What shall I do with the DCs tomorrow morning?

WinnieTheW0rm Wed 26-Aug-20 22:29:22

Because no-one will think of the budgies

What's the best pet for a teenager? (other than another teenager)

AdoraBell Wed 26-Aug-20 22:30:38

Tiger.

How much wine am I drinking tonight?

WinnieTheW0rm Wed 26-Aug-20 22:31:04

X-post!

What to do with the DC tomorrow morning? - feed then budgies for breakfast

Do great minds think alike?

AutumnNymph Wed 26-Aug-20 23:00:39

They just to think they do

When will the sky turn purple?

Regularname Wed 26-Aug-20 23:01:33

Great minds don’t think - thinking would be wasted - these are to be admired.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

Regularname Wed 26-Aug-20 23:03:25

When will the sky turn purple?
It was yesterday, sorry you missed it.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

MissingEsme Wed 26-Aug-20 23:22:57

Depends on the type of car.

Can I pick my freckles off,?

x2boys Wed 26-Aug-20 23:42:13

No but you can erase them ,If I go to the Chinese buffet tommorow will I have to book?

MissingEsme Thu 27-Aug-20 00:24:07

No, but you will have to cook,!

Does chewing gum stick to your guts if you swallow?

TheoriginalLEM Thu 27-Aug-20 00:30:56

No, it sticks to the bedpost and loses its flavour.

Can one manage without one's big toe?

TracyBeakerSoYeah Thu 27-Aug-20 02:04:25

Certainly as having a big toe is so passé.

Why do I have a big crush on Lemon in Canada's Drag Race?

tangycalligrapher Thu 27-Aug-20 02:07:32

Because you haven't been watching thrilling tv like https://kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/

When will normality return ?

Tillygetsit Thu 27-Aug-20 02:30:48

Tomorrow at 3pm.
What can I do to stop my dh's horrendous snoring?

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