And I’m at the stage now that I’m just giggling at the entire ridiculousness of it all. So far this year
- my marriage has broken down, I have become a single mum and stbxh is showing no interest in the kids that he asked me to destroy my career to raise
- I have found out stbxh has spent a 5 figure sum on prostitutes during the last 3 years but has also been earning 5 times what he told me he was
- stbxh has installed either spyware on my phone or spy cams in the house as he is aware that I slept with someone a couple of nights ago
- the man I slept with a couple of nights ago (who has been lovely to me for months despite me making it very clear I wasn’t after a relationship) blocked me about an hour after sleeping with me
- my children have gone completely feral during the last 5 months of school
- I have found out today that I have more abnormal cells on my cervix despite having half of it burnt off a few weeks ago
- it’s dc1’s birthday on Friday and I’ve got him hardly anything and don’t have time to get him anything without him also being there
- my best friend has post party’s psychosis and has been sectioned as she was threatening to mill herself. She is convinced her family want her dead as they were the ones who requested the assessment that resulted in her being sectioned so I am the only person she wants to communicate with
- my dm kindly took the kids for an hour this morning so I could have a swim and clear my head and I got bitten by a cunting seal
I don’t know what to do. I’m drinking gin at my kitchen table right now and alternating between giggling at the complete wreckage of my life and sobbing.