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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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bearlyactive · 12/08/2020 10:55

For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/08/2020 10:59

To go to the toilet

When do zebras have stripes?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/08/2020 11:00

Why, not when

wHY do zebras have stripes?

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HolyForkinShirt · 12/08/2020 11:01

To make them run faster.

How to you change a tyre ?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/08/2020 11:04

With wipes and a clean nappy

Why can't penguins fly?

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Judashascomeintosomemoney · 12/08/2020 11:08

They can’t get their passports in time.

What’s best, manual or automatic?

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HUCKMUCK · 12/08/2020 11:14

Automatic because it allows you to have a nap while driving.

How do you stop getting maggots in your bin?

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bearlyactive · 12/08/2020 11:41

Upload a picture of a maggot onto a Word Document, print it out and nail it to the front of the bin as a deterrent for other maggots.

WHY is it so HOT?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/08/2020 11:46

Aliens are shooting ray guns at our solar system

What do my daughters do with hair bands?

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GoodShipSerenity · 12/08/2020 11:52

Too many people wished it was warm weather.

Why do books gain that old book smell?

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Pelleas · 12/08/2020 12:10

What do my daughters do with hair bands?

Play the hair-trumpet

Why do books gain that old book smell?

Because their noses get more sensitive with age

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Pelleas · 12/08/2020 12:11

Why does my neighbour's dog bark so much?

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Knittedfairies · 12/08/2020 12:14

To replenish the outer layer of the tree in their garden.

My mattress topper claims to be 'cool in summer, warm in winter'. How does it know when the season has changed?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/08/2020 12:22

It checks the calendar

Who DID let the dogs out?

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ThatDamnScientist · 12/08/2020 12:26

The cats let the dogs out.

Where is the best place to view the Perseid meteor shower?

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Pelleas · 12/08/2020 12:28

The bathrooms section of your nearest B&Q.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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DirtyBlonde · 12/08/2020 12:30

The one with the better vibrator.

How can I stop DH snoring?

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inappropriateraspberry · 12/08/2020 12:39

Cut off his head.

When's the best time to have a baby?

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MsSweary · 12/08/2020 12:44

After the walls are finished but before the skirting goes in.

Doctor who?

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Pelleas · 12/08/2020 12:58

Doctor No.

How can I get grass stains out of my carpet?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 12/08/2020 13:12

Dye your carpet green

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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Giggorata · 12/08/2020 13:15

Set fire to it.

Why does everyone hate Chris?

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Imgladimnotyourchild · 12/08/2020 13:21

Because he smells of fox poo
Where can i get pinata from for my childs party ?

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Jargo · 12/08/2020 13:28

Clearly, the bottom of the Atlantic Trench

Who designed the beluga whale?

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blacktanwhite · 12/08/2020 13:30

Someone with expensive tastes

Why are cats such arseholes?

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cheeseislife8 · 12/08/2020 13:42

Because they're controlled by the government.

Why is it so hot?

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