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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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bearlyactive Wed 12-Aug-20 10:55:31

For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves Wed 12-Aug-20 10:59:30

To go to the toilet

When do zebras have stripes?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Wed 12-Aug-20 11:00:07

Why, not when

wHY do zebras have stripes?

HolyForkinShirt Wed 12-Aug-20 11:01:11

To make them run faster.

How to you change a tyre ?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Wed 12-Aug-20 11:04:22

With wipes and a clean nappy

Why can't penguins fly?

Judashascomeintosomemoney Wed 12-Aug-20 11:08:12

They can’t get their passports in time.

What’s best, manual or automatic?

HUCKMUCK Wed 12-Aug-20 11:14:33

Automatic because it allows you to have a nap while driving.

How do you stop getting maggots in your bin?

bearlyactive Wed 12-Aug-20 11:41:18

Upload a picture of a maggot onto a Word Document, print it out and nail it to the front of the bin as a deterrent for other maggots.

WHY is it so HOT?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves Wed 12-Aug-20 11:46:36

Aliens are shooting ray guns at our solar system

What do my daughters do with hair bands?

GoodShipSerenity Wed 12-Aug-20 11:52:12

Too many people wished it was warm weather.

Why do books gain that old book smell?

Pelleas Wed 12-Aug-20 12:10:44

What do my daughters do with hair bands?

Play the hair-trumpet

Why do books gain that old book smell?

Because their noses get more sensitive with age

Pelleas Wed 12-Aug-20 12:11:58

Why does my neighbour's dog bark so much?

Knittedfairies Wed 12-Aug-20 12:14:18

To replenish the outer layer of the tree in their garden.

My mattress topper claims to be 'cool in summer, warm in winter'. How does it know when the season has changed?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Wed 12-Aug-20 12:22:16

It checks the calendar

Who DID let the dogs out?

ThatDamnScientist Wed 12-Aug-20 12:26:12

The cats let the dogs out.

Where is the best place to view the Perseid meteor shower?

Pelleas Wed 12-Aug-20 12:28:25

The bathrooms section of your nearest B&Q.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

DirtyBlonde Wed 12-Aug-20 12:30:43

The one with the better vibrator.

How can I stop DH snoring?

inappropriateraspberry Wed 12-Aug-20 12:39:21

Cut off his head.

When's the best time to have a baby?

MsSweary Wed 12-Aug-20 12:44:27

After the walls are finished but before the skirting goes in.

Doctor who?

Pelleas Wed 12-Aug-20 12:58:21

Doctor No.

How can I get grass stains out of my carpet?

Aroundtheworldin80moves Wed 12-Aug-20 13:12:26

Dye your carpet green

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Giggorata Wed 12-Aug-20 13:15:45

Set fire to it.

Why does everyone hate Chris?

Imgladimnotyourchild Wed 12-Aug-20 13:21:13

Because he smells of fox poo
Where can i get pinata from for my childs party ?

Jargo Wed 12-Aug-20 13:28:00

Clearly, the bottom of the Atlantic Trench

Who designed the beluga whale?

blacktanwhite Wed 12-Aug-20 13:30:39

Someone with expensive tastes

Why are cats such arseholes?

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