Nigel Farage looks like a tortoise.

[Apolloanddaphne]

That is all

[lobsterkiller]

I thought more of a toad but I can see the tortoise in him, now you mention it.

[Apolloanddaphne]

I just saw him on TV and thought tortoise.

[PerkingFaintly]

I've always thought tortoise. I find it very distracting because whenever I see him I just think "tortoise".

Not in a judgemental way, you understand, just, "Oh, tortoise."

Until he opens his gob. Then I think other things. Some also visage-related. Some not.

Tortoise.

[BinkyBoinky]

More like a mean-eyed bullfrog.

[Alltheprettyseahorses]

Don't be so tight. Tortoises - and toads and frogs - are lovely.

[TheMandalorian]

Cruel to tortoises surely. I'd go with toad.

[JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff]

Maximum toad.

[PapsofJura]

I find these posts quite hateful.

What have tortoises or even bullfrogs done to deserve such a comparison.

[Manolin]

Yes, I’ve always thought tortoise too. Perhaps with an element of Lester Piggott.

[Manolin]

And Zippy.

[Elledouble]

He’s always reminded me very strongly of this guy from the Disney Alice In Wonderland film.

[crankysaurus]

Maybe he really is a tortoise and it's just that his mask is finally slipping.

[MinnieMousse]

I've always thought something in the Toad family. At least if he was a tortoise he could crawl back into his own shell.

[Manolin]

@Elledouble is that character called Bill or something, lizard that goes shooting up a chimney? Omg that brings back memories. The moom-raths?

[BilboBercow]

Toad of Toad Hall

[RufustheSniggeringReindeer]

Why are you being so mean to tortoises...

I have a tortoise and he’s beautiful...ish 😳

But certainly much more attractive than farage

[YesItsMeIDontCare]

I used to have a cat called Toad, he was lovely.

So quit with Nige comparisons 🤬

[Elledouble]

@Manolin yes - vaguely remember Alice mournfully saying “poor old Bill” after he’s fired up into the sky...

[Fartleking]

Yes.

[KittCat]

Old frog face farage 🙃

[NameChange84]

Now I can’t unsee it. I mean...yeah. Very reptilian.

[ChristmasCarcass]

You’re all wrong. Trout. Look at those lips, and bulging glassy eyes. Singing trout.

[Tillygetsit]

How very dare you. I have two beautiful tortoises who are extremely offended by your comparison.
He looks like a bullfrog.

[Apolloanddaphne]

I am sorry I have offended all tortoises. We had one when I was a child. Peak Blue Peter I believe.