Please, make me laugh?

[illbestraightback]

I'm having a bit of a rubbish day. Nothing serious and nothing I can't overcome, but I could do with a giggle to just help me up a bit, and I've got no one to ask.

Any jokes? Stories? Funny MN threads I can read???!!

I want to laugh the kind of laugh where you're worried you might pee....

Anyone?!

[EmpressLangClegSpartacus]

Try this.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1199928-Was-on-a-train-yesterday-and-a-woman-got-on-with-a-penguin

[Louise91417]

No funny stories to share but im with you in wanting a good laugh...havent had one in a long while..i love the laughs that have your sides sore and tears streaming..hopefully someone will come along in a minute and oblige

[DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi Dooooooooo .

[illbestraightback]

Ooooh DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult - that got a chuckle out loud!!! Thank you!

[labyrinthloafer]

Oh I agree, I've resorted to watching Muppets on YouTube with the kids, I'm so desperate for some light relief. Luckily I don't have a sophisticated sense of humour! I am really missing the office, we laugh a lot there.

[elephantoverthehill]

I've got a kink in my hose.
How in the hell did Ray Davies get in there?

[RaspberryToupee]

Try watching an old sitcom that you love, that’s really helped lifted my mood recently.

We’re currently rewatching IT Crowd so I’ve had this stuck in my head for the last few days...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rjx7b2s7Y

Other than that - I’m good for a cheese joke or two!

Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese?
Because he won the grand Brie!

How did the cheese paint his wife?
He Double Gloucester!

[PerfectionistProcrastinator]