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Oh deer! Is this the ultimate CF?

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StealthPolarBear · 10/07/2020 07:28

:o

Oh deer! Is this the ultimate CF?
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QueenofLouisiana · 10/07/2020 07:30

They’ve got no ideer of the unwritten social rules. Wink

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LittleEntrepeneur · 10/07/2020 07:33

Oh, that’s so lovely 💕.

You do realise there will be a veritable STAMPEDE of pedants coming on to correct your ‘misspelling’ 😂.

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ErrolTheDragon · 10/07/2020 07:36

Ah, he's brought his doe to the cookie store.


A deer stole a Jaffa cake out of my coat pocket once. I thought it was just fawning on me, but no.

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Wolfiefan · 10/07/2020 07:37

That’s brilliant. Grin

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Evelefteden · 10/07/2020 07:38

Lovely!

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GertrudeCB · 10/07/2020 07:44

Bahaaaaa, love this. 🤣🤣🤣

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StealthPolarBear · 10/07/2020 07:54

In fairness they doen't Wink know about money and sales.

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 10/07/2020 08:00

A for eyed admirer looking for someone to buck a few trends!
Sorry, I'm really bad at this.

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 10/07/2020 08:00

Doe eyed! Doe eyed! Bloody phone.

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planningaheadtoday · 10/07/2020 08:12

How sweet!

They communicate by bobbing their head up and down a few times and then staring back with ears forward waiting for a response!

They are quite curious and will come close (obviously).

I had one a few meters from me yesterday. Our wild ones are this tame too!

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LincolnshireYellowBelly · 10/07/2020 08:13

Love this kind of story, especially in a Covid-world!

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StealthPolarBear · 10/07/2020 08:14

I intended to generate outrage at the CFery

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ErrolTheDragon · 10/07/2020 08:16

Yeah, it really did take the biscuit.

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Clevererthanyou · 10/07/2020 08:17

Stop lying stealth you intended to generate feels for the impolite deer 🥰

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wowfudge · 10/07/2020 08:18

Too cute for outrage.

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monkeyonthetable · 10/07/2020 08:26

fur-eeloaders.

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IncrediblySadToo · 10/07/2020 08:42

I have to admit to being drawn in by the 'deer' HOPING it was Deer related & I wasn't disappointed!

Thank you 😊

If I owned the shop I'd be stocking up on deer treats! And floor cleaner!

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Jeremyironsnothing · 10/07/2020 08:43

They have nowhere to keep any bucks in order to pay, even if they wanted to.

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Jeremyironsnothing · 10/07/2020 08:44

Deerie me, they are indeed CF's.

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mintich · 10/07/2020 08:46

Adorable CFers

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ErrolTheDragon · 10/07/2020 08:47

Hence bringing the rest of the family for some bartering with a double pun on doe/dough which I CBA to work out till I've had some coffee. And maybe not even then.Grin

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1300cakes · 10/07/2020 08:47

No good deer-ed goes unpunished.

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butterpuffed · 10/07/2020 08:54

They sound so cute, say hello to the old deers from me

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Amibannedorwhat · 10/07/2020 08:56

Love this 🦌 💕

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TheStuffedPenguin · 10/07/2020 08:57

Was it some kind of aphrodisiac cookie ? The deer felt like a million bucks after eating it I heard :-P

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