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Something really weird just happened...

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Knucklehead101 Sat 23-May-20 23:02:47

Sorry a bit tmi ahead. Lying in bed with dog under the covers (yes I know) daughter was in bed too bit gone to her own bed. Started to feel wet sensation underneath me and discovered sheet soaking wet and so are my pants and jim jams but only from my lower back down to my bottom (not my 'front bottom'). Wet patch is colourless and doesn't smell of anything at all. Wtf has caused that??? No water anywhere near bed. Only wet underneath where I was lying. 99% sure it isnt wee. Am I going mad???

Michaelbaubles Sat 23-May-20 23:03:44

Did you have a bath earlier? Sometimes water can...escape later, I find.

Bleepbloopblarp Sat 23-May-20 23:04:58

I’d blame it on the dog...

FlibbertyGiblets Sat 23-May-20 23:06:35

Front bottom?

MrsJoshNavidi Sat 23-May-20 23:09:09

Did your daughter see and it's just spread to where you are?

Knucklehead101 Sat 23-May-20 23:10:26

Full apologies for use of front bottom. No bath this evening. Dog did look guilty but it was only underneath me..

Knucklehead101 Sat 23-May-20 23:11:19

No, daughter didn't see anything either..

Nearlyalmost50 Sat 23-May-20 23:26:48

Well, it's unlikely a ghost has come and done a wee in your bed so there must be a sensible explanation...

Cheeeeislifenow Sat 23-May-20 23:32:29

Yikes, dog has peed I'd put money on, unless you sweat.

Knucklehead101 Sat 23-May-20 23:33:20

@Nearlyalmost50 I am currently favouring the ghost wee theory

Haggisfish Sat 23-May-20 23:34:48

Or dog drool?

Knucklehead101 Sat 23-May-20 23:35:54

@Cheeeeislifenow dog has form for wee but wet patch was only under me not him...I do sweat sometimes bit it's usually more boob related and not as much as the veritable puddle that has appeared.

GarlicSoup Sat 23-May-20 23:37:32

Crikey OP this has the makings of ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant until my waters broke’ story grin

SomethingAboutNothing Sat 23-May-20 23:38:17

You didn't realise you are actually pregnant and your waters have gone?

SomethingAboutNothing Sat 23-May-20 23:38:50

Ha great minds Garlic!

youwereagoodcakeclyde Sat 23-May-20 23:39:41

How old is your daughter? Are her PJ bottoms wet? Could your PJs just be wet because you lay in the wet patch??

Crabbo Sat 23-May-20 23:39:51

Not dog wee surely because that stinks...

youwereagoodcakeclyde Sat 23-May-20 23:40:08

Have you been asleep? How is your pelvic floor?

Time2change2 Sat 23-May-20 23:40:33

How weird. So it doesn’t smell of urine? If it was urine from you or the dog it would smell pretty strong and obvious I would have thought?

totallyoverthisbullshit Sat 23-May-20 23:41:29

Was it definitely dry when you got in?

You haven't led in a wet patch and not noticed?

Did your daughter have a bath earlier? She didn't get in wet before getting her pyjamas on or spill a drink and not say anything?

CocoCorona Sat 23-May-20 23:41:48

Butt sweat?

Sally872 Sat 23-May-20 23:42:58

If you pee'd lying down maybe it would all go to the back? Were you drowsy?

RoomR0613 Sat 23-May-20 23:43:23

You are assuming it's come from where you are and spread. It hasn't, the Dog has weed and it's gone towards you and soaked up your bottoms.


KingSheathBelle Sat 23-May-20 23:43:38

Daughter left her drink with loose top in the bed?

Knucklehead101 Sat 23-May-20 23:43:56

Thank you for your theories! I am 48 so any pregnancy would he a fucking miracle! My daughter is 16 so pretty sure it's not her. Wet patch was only under me. I was trying to watch confusing Netflix film at the time so pretty sure I didnt fall asleep. ...

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