You're a burglar, BUT...

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

Instead of stealing things, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.
What do you do?

I'd rearrange all the kitchen cupboards.

[NeverGotMyPuppy]

Hide their TV remotes.

[Papergirl1968]

Turn their WiFi off!

[WorraLiberty]

Pour piss in the steam iron

[DirtyWindow]

Steal the lids from one half of the Tupperware drawer, and the bottom parts of the other half.

[moanaschicken]

Take batteries out of anything I can find. Then put it back. Will take someone ages to decide to check the batteries

[VanyaHargreeves]

Take the batteries out of everything

[VanyaHargreeves]

moana great minds

Swap the salt and sugar!

[BertandQueenieforever]

Hide one of every shoe.

[BertandQueenieforever]

*pair of shoes

[RiftGibbon]

Unprogramme all the TV channels
Eat all the biscuits
Change phone ringtones
Put cd's/dvds in the wrong cases
Disconnect the WiFi
Change the settings on the heating
Put washing up liquid in the dishwasher

[Soubriquet]

Remove all the full loo rolls and just leave the empties

[PizzaExpressWoking]

Spray all their clothes with rank cheap perfume (men) and aftershave (women).

[MrsMoastyToasty]

Put washing up liquid in the toilet cistern.

[raffle]

Steal their reddit password

[Baboutheocelot]

Take the bedding off all the beds

[SoupDragon]

Hide all the chargers

[Aroundtheworldin80moves]

Swap ink colour in pens
Take fuses out of plugs
Hide the pillowcases
Turn books round the wrong way

[UncleHerbie]

Take all the left shoes

[HigherFurtherFasterBaby]

Change the WiFi password

Move all the furniture slightly so they keep bumping into it

Put all their tea bags and coffee in the sink and fill it with water

Take all their bedding off

[NonUrinatInVentum]

Move the furniture ever so slightly so that they keep walking into things

[UncleHerbie]

Cross post

[NonUrinatInVentum]

Dammit @HigherFurtherFasterBaby great minds or should I say dastardly minds

[Hirsutefirs]

Shave the cat.

[MyGhastIsFlabbered]

Take all the labels off their tins

[Heaviestdirtyestsoul]

Unpair all the socks and mismatch them, move all the furniture an inch to the left, blue tac all the teaspoons to the ceiling and sprinkle flour in the umbrellas and put them back as they were.