Talk

Advanced search

You're a burglar, BUT...

(140 Posts)
AintNobodyHereButUsChickens Mon 02-Dec-19 18:02:39

Instead of stealing things, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.
What do you do?

I'd rearrange all the kitchen cupboards.

NeverGotMyPuppy Mon 02-Dec-19 18:04:08

Hide their TV remotes.

Papergirl1968 Mon 02-Dec-19 18:04:45

Turn their WiFi off!

WorraLiberty Mon 02-Dec-19 18:05:03

Pour piss in the steam iron

DirtyWindow Mon 02-Dec-19 18:05:55

Steal the lids from one half of the Tupperware drawer, and the bottom parts of the other half.

moanaschicken Mon 02-Dec-19 18:05:55

Take batteries out of anything I can find. Then put it back. Will take someone ages to decide to check the batteries

VanyaHargreeves Mon 02-Dec-19 18:06:00

Take the batteries out of everything

VanyaHargreeves Mon 02-Dec-19 18:06:44

moana great minds

Swap the salt and sugar!

BertandQueenieforever Mon 02-Dec-19 18:07:27

Hide one of every shoe.

BertandQueenieforever Mon 02-Dec-19 18:07:44

*pair of shoes

RiftGibbon Mon 02-Dec-19 18:07:54

Unprogramme all the TV channels
Eat all the biscuits
Change phone ringtones
Put cd's/dvds in the wrong cases
Disconnect the WiFi
Change the settings on the heating
Put washing up liquid in the dishwasher

Soubriquet Mon 02-Dec-19 18:07:58

Remove all the full loo rolls and just leave the empties

PizzaExpressWoking Mon 02-Dec-19 18:08:16

Spray all their clothes with rank cheap perfume (men) and aftershave (women).

MrsMoastyToasty Mon 02-Dec-19 18:08:26

Put washing up liquid in the toilet cistern.

raffle Mon 02-Dec-19 18:09:10

Steal their reddit password wink

Baboutheocelot Mon 02-Dec-19 18:09:45

Take the bedding off all the beds

SoupDragon Mon 02-Dec-19 18:09:53

Hide all the chargers

Aroundtheworldin80moves Mon 02-Dec-19 18:10:03

Swap ink colour in pens
Take fuses out of plugs
Hide the pillowcases
Turn books round the wrong way

UncleHerbie Mon 02-Dec-19 18:10:13

Take all the left shoes

HigherFurtherFasterBaby Mon 02-Dec-19 18:10:35

Change the WiFi password

Move all the furniture slightly so they keep bumping into it

Put all their tea bags and coffee in the sink and fill it with water

Take all their bedding off

NonUrinatInVentum Mon 02-Dec-19 18:10:57

Move the furniture ever so slightly so that they keep walking into things

UncleHerbie Mon 02-Dec-19 18:11:25

Cross post grin

NonUrinatInVentum Mon 02-Dec-19 18:11:36

Dammit @HigherFurtherFasterBaby great minds grin or should I say dastardly minds

Hirsutefirs Mon 02-Dec-19 18:11:59

Shave the cat.

MyGhastIsFlabbered Mon 02-Dec-19 18:12:16

Take all the labels off their tins

Join the discussion

Registering is free, quick, and means you can join in the discussion, watch threads, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Get started »