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Surprising lines in the nativity play

(11 Posts)
WeekendCarbs Sat 09-Nov-19 11:00:05

DC has to say 'Dancing a line dance, the people of Nazareth', X Factor voice-over style grin hmm grin

WoollyMummoth Sat 09-Nov-19 11:05:30

If the bible had more lines in in like that I’d be down the church every Sunday!😁

Aroundtheworldin80moves Sat 09-Nov-19 11:05:46

My DD is a Midwife this year.

Candle1000 Sat 09-Nov-19 11:06:38

I love a nativity play ! My niece was a Japanese tourist one year and had to take photos of the baby Jesus.

chilledteacher Sat 09-Nov-19 11:07:11

My DS was an alien who was flying over Bethlehem at the time so popped down to see what was happening. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Minniemagoo Sat 09-Nov-19 11:09:26

My DD was once a cockerel that was in the stable when the baby was born, outfit included a LOT of tinsel!

DuchessMustard Sat 09-Nov-19 11:49:16

My aching sides.

BiBiBirdie Sat 09-Nov-19 11:52:57

I'm surprised they're even doing a nativity that mentions Nazareth. DD was in a Christmas story about the Alien Who Fell to Earth. She was a Superstar. No reference to Jesus, Mary or Bethlehem.
It's inclusivity don'cha know?

itsgettingweird Sat 09-Nov-19 12:00:09

These are brilliant!

I use to love the anticipation of the Xmas play when DS was small and what characters would appear - especially if they did a 'traditional nativity'.

DS usually sat on one side and played an instrument. He has asd.

Tiggles Sat 09-Nov-19 12:05:43

My favourite when ds was Joseph and ran around waving his hands around his head in panic "the baby is coming, the baby is coming, get me towels and hot water!" or words to that effect.

EvenPhilip Sat 09-Nov-19 12:08:05

I miss not going to the nativitygrin

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