TV quotes that you MUST get in at work....

[Winenotttea]

I’m just watching Agatha Raisin and she has just said that she is ‘waiting in for someone to trim her thatch’ 😂
I don’t have a thatched roof but no one at work knows that, I am SO going to try to get that into conversation or a meeting at work next week.
Does anyone else have some great expressions that you would love to get into a conversation at work?

[Nonstopbuttmachine]

Ah, this reminds me of the Fast Show in the 90s:

Scorchio!
Suits you Sir
This week I have mostly been wearing..
What did I say Roy?
Which was nice

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

The one I do use is Phoebe's, from Friends:

Oh, I wish I could but I don't want to.

And an old one from Xena, Warrior Princess :

I just want to get through the day without having to kick somebody's ass.

[Bumbags]

‘That’s brand new information!’

Phoebe in Friends

[BooksAreMyOnlyFriends]

Can she have wafer thin ham, Barbara?

[Winenotttea]

Wafer thin ham Barbara is one of the best lines ever!

[TremblingFanjo]

“I’d love to stop and chat but I’d rather have type 2 diabetes.”

“When I need your advice, I’ll give you the special signal: which would be me being sectioned under the f*ing mental health act.”

"Yes and ho! "

"I'm bored of this, I'm going for a twix."

The Thick of It. There's so many more.

[ContactLight]

No, just a wild stab in the dark which is, incidentally, what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful.

[hopscotchz]

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"

Lucille (arrested development)

[iklboo]

No luck then Ted?
That would be an ecumenical matter
Ah go on go on go on go on

[Chune]

'That's what she said'

[Blutopia]

Did nooooooo get an agenda

She says it isn't hers, and I for one believe her

Get out.

[RosaWaiting]

no “I” in team
No “f” in way

Courtesy of Lee Mack on Not Going Out.

[SimonArch1983]

I work in an architects office and I try to quote "how thick is wall?" from peep show where I can

[ChampagneCommunist]

Can you smell my Charlie?

Jean, from Dinnerladies

[PeterRabbitsBlueCoat]

An old colleague and I used to try to slip Alan Partridge quotes into presentations wherever possible.

[Pinkarsedfly]

‘I’m basically a chilled-out entertainer.’

‘Ah, you will you will you will you will.’

‘Patrick, your genius is showing.’
‘Really? Where?’

[NationMcKinley]

CBC, Chem 7 and page Weaver (ER)

Stay nourished, eat some chops (Killing Eve)

[Winenotttea]

Right, I’m now going for my thatch but I’m also going for smelling my Charlie 😂
What the actual fuck does that mean!

[MrBlueSkype]

Eagle!

[Lamentations]

I encounter a lot of, shall we say challenging people at work. I often think 'DRACARYS' when people are giving me shit but I'm yet to say it out loud.

[BooksAreMyOnlyFriends]

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed.

[4catsaremylife]

"You may think that I couldn't possibly comment" I say this on average weekly, so far only a handful of people have cottoned on

[Giggorata]

“It's not rocket surgery” and “waste of skin” from Lexx

[TreacleSmiles]

There is an appropriate Simpsons quote for every single workplace situation.

Box factory comes in handy fairly often.

[lavenderbluedilly]

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed.

Haha, I’m going to use this ASAP

Not a TV phrase, but I saw “high dudgeon” on another thread today and I’m determined to use it soon!