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ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:24:13

I'll go first. (I'm really really bored)

What do you think of these girls names.
They are mediocre.

Help find me a dress.
No. My fashion sense is shit.

Should I go to this party?
Only you can decide.

LiveEachDay Fri 12-Jul-19 21:27:20

Am I pregnant?
Go POAS! grin

Soola Fri 12-Jul-19 21:29:37

Is he cheating on me?

Yes

My neighbour is Jeremy Corbyn and he sunbathes in the nude in his back garden.

Buy some eye bleach and move

I live on the top floor of a high rise flat and work a 12 hour shift every day, would it be ok to keep a horse in the spare room?

No

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:30:50

Ha good one!

AIBU about this holiday with the inlaws?
Possibly, then again possibly not.
(Or PTAPN)

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:31:18

Soolagringringrin

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:33:18

Was this woman rude to me?
I don't know I wasn't there.

TalkinAboutManetManet Fri 12-Jul-19 21:35:59

What age do you think I look from this heavily filtered photo?

74

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:38:23

Yes, and

How much do you think I weigh?

17 1/2 stone

MrsGrannyWeatherwax Fri 12-Jul-19 21:42:59

My MIL keeps talking to me

You have a DH problem - LTB

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:45:34

What are you having for dinner today?

Lobster thermidor

Soola Fri 12-Jul-19 21:46:51

Should I eat this? picture of a cockroach

yes, that would be lovely inn a cheese sauce

My arm fell off, should I go to A&E?

Just take an aspirin and pull yourself together. With your good arm

Where can I buy a machine gun?

Hobbycraft. Make your own

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:50:32

Can I lose 3 stone in 2 weeks?

Yes, easy peasy

MrsGrannyWeatherwax Fri 12-Jul-19 21:50:47

I think I’m in love with my best friends husband WWYD

Find literally anyone else

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 21:51:34

gringringrin

Al2O3 Fri 12-Jul-19 21:56:11

Has anyone ever holidayed in Ecuador?

Yes.

MrsGrannyWeatherwax Fri 12-Jul-19 22:01:59

My baby cries what are gentle means to settling him/her

It’s really selfish having children ...

grin

buttertoasty Fri 12-Jul-19 22:03:05

Ds is a fussy eater

Have you tried pepper or carrot with hummus?

mmmmbopp Fri 12-Jul-19 22:04:07

These are hilarious!

Soola Fri 12-Jul-19 22:06:36

I’ve been walking around all day with my skirt tucked in my knickers!

Crack on

I accidentally sent a photo of me having sex with my Henry Hoover to my son’s Head Master!

Get a Miele

I confessed to my husband that I’m actually an alien and he’s kicked me out of the house!

Phone home

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 22:07:03

*I've just realised my passport is out of date and we go on holiday tomorrow
*
Bye bye holiday

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 22:07:48

Soola are you actually a stand up comedian? Yours are very wittygrin

Al2O3 Fri 12-Jul-19 22:09:30

DH hasn’t come home and it’s 8am. I have a three month old baby, we just bought a house, and DH works in sales and so is very pressured. This morning his company went on a raft building course for a team-building exercise. Afterwards they went for a mexican meal, then onto an ABBA tribute concert in our local town. I have no idea where he is and my head is spinning.

Reader recognises all that information

He is with me. Correction, he is inside me.

elephantoverthehill Fri 12-Jul-19 22:10:17

My house won't sell
Well clean it and make it look attractive.

Should I wake my baby for night time feeds?
??????????????????

ThisIsNotAIBUPeople Fri 12-Jul-19 22:12:26

*I have a very long list of symptoms, what is wrong with me?
*
I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

MyShinyWhiteTeeth Fri 12-Jul-19 22:13:15

AIBU: My DP refuses to abandon his daughter when I very nicely told him to

Get your toes cut off and go grab SD's Prince instead!

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