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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile



B?

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domton · 25/05/2019 13:11

B there are things that I have that others only dream of.
!! :) nice. And true. Family, friends etc., not material things.

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EvilHerbivore · 25/05/2019 13:18

Can I have a Christmas present to Christmas tree or something for my Christmas tree

My iPad is clearly feeling festive!

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Aimily · 25/05/2019 13:19

Do you need to replace the brake sensor when replacing the battery.

Clearly my phone is still thinking about the break pad change from last week as well as a battery replacement somewhere?

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faintbfp · 25/05/2019 13:21

How do you pay this , I want to join in :)

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:21

Elastic rescue remedy for surviving windswept Norfolk pickle relish tray with salt and freshly ground DC.

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SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 25/05/2019 13:22

D road rammed is a very good place to work (apparently Grin )

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SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 25/05/2019 13:23

Faint I assume you just type in the alphabet letter, and put in what comes in the middle of the row for predictive text.

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ThisIsNotARealAvo · 25/05/2019 13:24

Excellent app excellent and excellent work for me to get to use and I can have it done and I can have it up to date and then I can have a quick look.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:24

Grin

@faintbfp just type the next letter of the alphabet or random word beginning with that letter, then predictive text the rest.

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GreenTulips · 25/05/2019 13:25

I have a couple minutes I need you and I will get you

Oh dear

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mabelmylove · 25/05/2019 13:26

For me to go see through my house tomorrow morning i was the time to be a good night

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dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:26

For the Easter bunny of the night as the cup was much too late for the whole Brexit party to get it from the vet

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Moominfan · 25/05/2019 13:27

Great thanks to all of ya for food

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HollyBen · 25/05/2019 13:27

Friday's world cup qualifier against the school bus costs for a later finish drop off
Hmm

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dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:27

Go back and bigger cup size should be used within the first choice if tablets were only contagious

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EmmaGellerGreen · 25/05/2019 13:28

J you know that the way you do it is a good job.

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Threeminis · 25/05/2019 13:28

Have a wonderful holiday weekend with your lovely friend

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dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:28

He was slinking away from the vet and then it was the first time he was in the hospital and he managed to get a small cool bag with a green bin in the fridge

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courderoy · 25/05/2019 13:29

Keep it in your mind if we have any chance

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dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:30

I don't think it looks like a circus or a drink so babies shouldn't have to be in the same room to help them in the same way

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courderoy · 25/05/2019 13:30

If we have a chance we could have come over for the weekend

Sorry thought we had done J!

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SoupDragon · 25/05/2019 13:30

He was a very hard work out

🤔

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dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:31

Just as easy to get a small cool place so you can get an account of the night before you go to the gp

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GertrudeCB · 25/05/2019 13:31

Leave the dunes in the garden for a walk in the garden and a shower room with a shower room and a shower room .
My phone is obsessed with shower rooms!

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EvilHerbivore · 25/05/2019 13:32

Kids and I don't want you in the same room

😂 cutting!

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