Me and hubby have been trying to spice up sex life and I have been trying to get DH to take a bit more of a lead
So on holiday when DS in the kids club we decide to have a bit of adult time
DH grabs me and pulls me into the shower as things are heating up and then a series of disasters.
I try to seductively move my lips down his body and end up catching the shower handle with my arse and turning the shower boiling hot. So we are both yelping and DH manages to turn it down.
DH while trying to masterfully push me up against the wall catches the shower handle again and turns the shower freezing cold. I dive out the shower and slip on the floor bang my knee and nose
End up sat on the bed holding a bloody nose soaking wet with DH trying to pat me dry saying sorry
A lot to be said for the bed I think
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Sex in shower disaster (tmi) lighthearted why is it never like in novels
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Driftingthoughlife · 19/04/2019 11:14
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