boyfriend catches his girlfriend STEALING his sperm

[justasking111]

I just cannot get my head around this. Why would anyone?

"A worried man has turned to the internet for advice after discovering his girlfriend 'stealing' his sperm after sex.

The baffled boyfriend from New York revealed on Reddit that he had gone to the bathroom after having sex with his girlfriend, and returned to find her 'pouring the contents of a used condom inside her vagina'."

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6690569/Boyfriend-takes-Reddit-beg-advice-discovers-girlfriend-stealing-sperm.html

[QuintadiMalago]

0/10

[AliyyaJann]

That's the risk when you have sex. Abstain from sex if you don't want kids

[Haworthia]

I think it’s a myth that some men really want to believe.

Imagine trying to pour semen into yourself from a condom. You’d need to use a funnel and stand on your head.

[LaurieFairyCake]

Why would anyone?

I assume because they wanted to get pregnant.

I also think if a man doesn't want to share his sperm he should get rid of it - pour it down the loo or something. Or not have sex.

The bottom line is sex carries risk of pregnancy. Condoms only have a 98% success rate.

[Racecardriver]

Surely you’d just insert the end into your vagina and squeeze it out like tooth paste? Odd thing to do but not far removed from putting holes in condone or lying about hormonal birth control.

[ChangedMyName4This1]

Imagine trying to pour semen into yourself from a condom. You’d need to use a funnel and stand on your head.
No just a regular 5ml syringe.

[NotACleverName]

People will make up any old shite for that sweet, sweet Reddit karma; the Daily Mail will print any old shite for those sweet, sweet clicks.

In conclusion: 100% did not happen.

[SweetheartNeckline]

I also think if a man doesn't want to share his sperm he should get rid of it - pour it down the loo or something. Or not have sex.

What?! I hardly think this is the bloke's fault! Mucking about with contraception in a stable relationship is a fucking dreadful thing to do, whether it's lying about the Pill or stealing sperm.

[lostinjapan]

That's the risk when you have sex. Abstain from sex if you don't want kids

Victim blaming at it’s best. I wonder if you’d say the same about a man who pricked holes in a condom to deliberately get his girlfriend pregnant?

I also think if a man doesn't want to share his sperm he should get rid of it - pour it down the loo or something. Or not have sex.

Yeah. And if a woman doesn’t want to get raped she shouldn’t be out on her own late at night in a short skirt. That’s the risk you take, right?

Utterly vile comments.

[justasking111]

Why would you want to trick a man, thats such a risk that your child will be left without a Father if he feels tricked into it.

[gamerchick]

Imagine trying to pour semen into yourself from a condom. You’d need to use a funnel and stand on your head

Paints quite the picture that

[HoldMeCloserTonyDanza]

Oh well if it was on the internet AND in the daily mail then it must be true!

[SarahAndQuack]

Ah, but you know the real worry is the cottage industry here. You know that most of the European sperm banks are actually supplied by just such covert activities? There's even an acronym - SSS (secret sperm stealing) to denote these products.

And all because of the EU.

[LaurieFairyCake]

lostinjapan

You're comparing RAPE to someone taking sperm out of a used condom?!?

Now THATS a vile comment!

He is NOT a victim of rape. Ffs.

[itsbritneybiatches]

Don't condoms have spermicide in them?

[DorothyZbornak]

I'm pretty sure Liz Jones claimed that she did this to her now ex husband when they were married.

[MyDcAreMarvel]

Don't condoms have spermicide in them?
Not unless you ship them from Germany or the States.

[PyongyangKipperbang]

A friend did this. She freely admitted (to me, not sure about him) that when she wanted a baby and her DP wasnt sure she would scoop up the sperm he deposited on her belly and shove it up there. She told him that as they were using the withdrawal method she must have got PG with pre-cum. He has never questioned it with her (although exDH said that he made a few comments about it when he had had a few once, which would suggest he suspects it wasnt quite that simple).

Their relationship is filled with similar stories of "I will make sure you do what I want", from both sides. I know that stayed with him for his family money and now he is with her for her money since she inherited. Total fuck up all round and she wonders why her kids are a nightmare.....

[AgentProvocateur]

This reminds me of that Jizz Loans story...

[ImFineThankYouSusan]

r/thathappened

[feelingverylazytoday]

It sounds far fetched but stranger things have happened. Of course many people on mumsnet refuse to believe women ever do anything wrong or ever lie about anything so would expect it to be not believed on here.

[BitchQueen90]

Ah, the Daily Mail. Renowned for its world class journalism.

[ShatnersWig]

Liz Jones did indeed admit to doing this exact same thing herself with her then bloke but she didn't actually get pregnant. So anyone who thinks "100% never happened" ought to perhaps think differently.

[mrsmuddlepies]

Warning spoiler,

This is the ending of Gone Girl. Just after he has realised he need never see her again, she uses his sperm, which she froze when they were still together, to get herself pregnant.