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Does everyone have a vibrator??

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bottleofredplease · 11/02/2019 11:15

I keep reading things about how we should or should not be open about dildos. Should they be in the supermarket or should we be open about them at home etc etc.
I don't have one, it seems like everyone does except me! I just don't think cold plastic is quite the same and my hands work fine Confused

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YouGotRedOnYou · 11/02/2019 11:32

Nah. I won one from Love Honey and it did nothing for me. However my libido has all but disappeared and shows no sign of returning. Poor dh gets it once a month if hes lucky.
I don't judge those who use them. My nephew works for security at an airport in the states and he reckons 7 out of 10 females carry one Grin

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Calzone · 11/02/2019 11:35

Yeah
Love mine but use it with dh rather than on my own.

My libido was on the floor until I got rid of my implant. Now I cannot keep my hands off dh. He’s knackered, 🤣🤣🤣

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Bananasarenottheonlyfruit · 11/02/2019 11:40

I am one of the 3 in 10 then. And if I wasn’t, my suitcase would always be in the hold, knowing how frequently my hand luggage gets inspected!

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Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 11/02/2019 11:42

We have quite a collection.....
Blush

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CheddarIsNotTheOnlyCheese · 11/02/2019 11:50

Banana love your username Grin
Also one of the 3 in 10. How can I get my mojo back? Serious like.

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BloodyHellBeryl · 11/02/2019 11:53

I have several in different shapes and sizes. They're kept with my other things in my locked ' toybox ' which is under my bed. 😜

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lubeybooby · 11/02/2019 11:56

I have several but would rather not buy them in Tesco or be generally open about them. I'll stick to online specialist shops with discreet packaging

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Chocolatecoffeeaddict · 11/02/2019 12:00

I have owned one since I was 21. I love mine.

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BlahXXBlah · 11/02/2019 12:02

I keep reading things about how we should or should not be open about dildos. Should they be in the supermarket or should we be open about them at home

What the hell have you been reading OP?

Sounds like a further push towards the sexualisation of children to me. Best find some new reading material.

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Lungelady · 11/02/2019 12:03

I have an interesting bedside table 😆

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Chocolatecoffeeaddict · 11/02/2019 12:05

I thought the same about my hands working fine till I actually tried one. I've had several Rabbit vibrators over the years and they're the only ones I like.

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YouGotRedOnYou · 11/02/2019 12:13

I have a Womaniser and a wand.

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CranjisMcBasketball · 11/02/2019 12:17

The Womaniser is amazing. I blacked out the first time I used it. Blush

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thefirst48 · 11/02/2019 12:19

I have a couple.

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Sproutsandall · 11/02/2019 12:20

I don’t have one, but now I’ve got FOMO. Sigh. Thanks a lot, OP. Grin

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Whoops75 · 11/02/2019 12:22

I have a bullet I use it when I’m in a hurry. 0-done in about a minute Grin
Dh doesn’t know

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halfwitpicker · 11/02/2019 12:24

You actually blacked out, basketball?

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MigGril · 11/02/2019 12:25

Not sure I like the sound of the Womaniser never did like suction.

Anyway yes I have a couple, prefer my life like one best.

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limpbizkit · 11/02/2019 12:29

Hands will do nothing once you've tried a vibrator! That said Im not into advertising it and bringing it all out in the open. It's private. If you use one great enjoy it. If you don't then no worries. I think as a society we're far too obsessed with private bedroom shenanigans.

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Didyeeaye · 11/02/2019 12:31

I have a dildo, vibrator and bullet lol
I think they are a great way to explore your sexuality and help be more confident when you are with an actual partner.
Plus when I was in a long term relationship we used cock rings and other toys to enhance our sex. We even explored light bondage lol I totally recommend!

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thatsmyspace · 11/02/2019 12:34

I had one a few years ago, didn't really like it though. I don't have one now x

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DerelictWreck · 11/02/2019 12:37

You know vibrators and dildos aren't the same,right?
but tbh,

I have a rabbit my hands are better. But then I've been using them for 15 years!

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limpbizkit · 11/02/2019 12:38

This thread might be from a pervy bloke Confused

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BoglingToAswad · 11/02/2019 12:40

I can't actually believe I had never heard of the womaniser until now!

Also @YouGotRedOnYou love the name Smile

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SapphireFire · 11/02/2019 12:41

I could not go through day to day life without my vibrator.

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