What character would you add to a children's programme to make it more interesting?

[Geekster1963]

I would have Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones and Topsy and Tim's Mum. That would sort them out and the Grandma no more 'huggles'.

[HawkeyeInConfusion]

Add Mr MacGregor (from Peter Rabbit) to Bing.

Or is that being too mean?

[Lampshadylady]

Topsy and Tim, dad scene. I’m adding in Chucky

[Geekster1963]

Sounds perfect Hawkeye

[Geekster1963]

Lampshadelady

[brizzledrizzle]

The phantom raspberry blower from the two Ronnies

[Lampshadylady]

The phantom raspberry blower from the two Ronnies

Topsy’s mum would maintain a rictus grin and be ‘perfectly pleasant’ whilst Dad would be ‘a little bit craazzzy’ and do a Dad dance

[Stickmanslittleleaf]

Some kind of manager in Postman Pat.

[Geekster1963]

Yes they need one stickman

[JudgeRulesNutterButter]

David Brent in Postman Pat.
Captain Jack Sparrow would improve Swashbuckle a lot.
Hannibal Lecter in Justin’s fucking House.

[GrandmaSharksDentures]

Mrs Brown into Justin's House

[knittedjest]

Not a character as such but I saw a meme today about Steve Harvey as Lord Voldermort and I was like yes.

[Geekster1963]

Love these

[BayLeaves]

Gordon Ramsey in My World Kitchen

[iklboo]

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall in Peppa Pig

[SarahAndQuack]

This is genius.

I'll have the Job Centre Lady out of I, Daniel Blake in Biggleton, please.

Or maybe Christina Yang, to sort out fucking Dr Ranj.

[Mumberjack]

@JudgeRulesNutterButter Hannibal Lecter in Justin’s House would be AWESOME

[iklboo]

OFSTED in Me Too at Granny Murray's gaff.

[Yabbers]

Gordon Ramsey in My World Kitchen

I don’t know My world kitchen but he’d be great in I can cook.

Captain Jack Sparrow would improve Swashbuckle a lot.
I love swashbuckle!

[LoisWilkerson1]

Oliver Reed drunkenly punches Bing for being an irritating wee twat.

[MrsMoastyToasty]

Patsy and Edina in Pocket and Sweet in Balamory. Patsy thought they were going shopping for some Bolly.

[SarahAndQuack]

Abney and Teal live in a slum tent village and can't afford anything to eat except porridge. Their tiny island is obviously right in the middle of a thriving urban community, but they are totally isolated. I think fictional Mrs May got there first.

[brizzledrizzle]

Michael Gove in Teletubby land.

[VittysCardigan]

The childcatcher would be great in Fireman Sam

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

Papa Lazarou in In The Night Garden

Sleep peacefully, children!!!

[thegreatbeyond]

I'd send Laurence Llewelyn Bowen round to Baby Jake's windmill. He'd paint it lime green, with crushed velvet 'statement' sails.