I'm partly trying to get the best ever thread title, but have you ever wondered what happens to the veg you eat when it's in the ground?
I was eating a jacket potato and thought about all the worms that must have wormed over it when it was underground. And then I thought about a mole whose tunnel might have the bottoms of a few carrots dangling from the ceiling and wondered what might they might do. Maybe a mole has an itchy bum and wants to rub it against something?
Do mole bum germs come off veg when they wash it?
Anybody else thought about this issue?
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Do teenage boy moles dry hump my carrots?
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Mysterian · 16/01/2019 09:35
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