QUICK! ‘posting here so it disappears’

[NomNomNominativeDeterminism]

Only 24 hours left to post ephemerally in Chat before MNHQ turns it into deathless prose.

Get it off your chest now.

Children are incredibly annoying! Parenting is hard and boring! Without chocolate life has no joy!

Last chance to say what’s on your mind in the comfort of Chat.

[SneakyGremlins]

Some children people are just dicks, no SN involved.

Waitrose is terrible.

It's pronounced sc-own

[paxillin]

I do not change my bath towel every day.

[RavenLG]

I enjoy “wife work”

[AornisHades]

I've got four toilet brushes.

[AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley]

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

[MrsA2015]

I second sc-own
Pineapple belongs on pizza
Mums know best all the time
It’s aaarmond not al-mond

[paxillin]

Going to sing that until Sunday now.

[PickAChew]

ASDA makes me want to murder people.

[SuperstarDJ]

Nope, it’s sc-on not sc-own.

[HildaZelda]

It is indeed sc-own. I've found my people! Oh and jam first then cream. Obviously!

[NomNomNominativeDeterminism]

Baby shark doo ... checks Talk Guidelines for the rule against ... ear worms ... doo doo doo doo aagh

[NomNomNominativeDeterminism]

SNORING!!!!! Shut the fuck up!

[GrandmaSharksDentures]

It is not acceptable to wear your pyjamas in the supermarket

[SneakyGremlins]

What if I wear PJ trousers and a normal shirt?

[Horsemad]

I LOATHE my boss.

[NomNomNominativeDeterminism]

I loathe Horsemad’s boss too.

[DameFanny]

It's scon, cream first as it performs the butter-role of stopping jam soaking in. FFS.

[Horsemad]

Hahaha NomNom! 😁

[Japanesejazz]

Men should be exterminated except for a select few, which could be kept in prisons and milked for sperm. The world has evolved beyond them

[popcornwizard]

Not enough sparkle and too many bitches

[Flashingbeacon]

One day I’m going to snap and stop filtering what comes out my mouth.

And life is too bloody short to style a house. Here’s a bunch of shit I like, that’s my style.

[VladmirsPoutine]

As a smoker I think smoking whilst walking through a public street is most unbecoming and should be banned.

[planechocolate]

Yes you can start to wean your baby the day before they turn 6 months old.

[PyongyangKipperbang]

I was the person who shopped the "self employed" (her choice and insistence) cleaner at work for benefit fraud as she was claiming ESA and PIP on the basis of being unable to work due to her "bad back".

[VladmirsPoutine]

I would also be happy to support more nanny-statism if it meant tweens and teens weren't given the green light to take all manner of drugs to suppress natural puberty.