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If you were King or Queen for 24 hours and could put in one law that will be permanent even after your reign.. I'm

(198 Posts)
SneakyGremlins Sat 23-Jun-18 09:23:01

What would it be?

For me - all flapjacks and sandwiches must be cut diagonally as they taste better that way.

HRTpatch Sat 23-Jun-18 09:25:22

People who walk slowly texting should be shot

Sillybilly1234 Sat 23-Jun-18 09:28:05

People who litter should be made to clean it up and then shot.

specialsubject Sat 23-Jun-18 09:28:36

anyone found driving with a mobile phone gets a life ban. if they ignore that, right foot amputated.

bourbonbiccy Sat 23-Jun-18 09:28:36

Everybody must acknowledge / thank you for being "let out" on the road.

Boils my blood people with no manners..if I let you out ...just a little acknowledgment of that please.

Justmuddlingalong Sat 23-Jun-18 09:29:03

People who fanny about at the checkout in the supermarket, will be escorted off the premises without their shopping.

specialsubject Sat 23-Jun-18 09:29:18

sorry - possibly all a bit more serious than sandwiches! All for the other ideas too.

AutisticHedgehog Sat 23-Jun-18 09:29:47

Drivers who tailgate lose licence for 12 months and then have to resist test.

AutisticHedgehog Sat 23-Jun-18 09:30:58

Caravans only allowed on road between 11pm and 5am.

AutisticHedgehog Sat 23-Jun-18 09:32:19

I have chosen two as once I’m queen and have made one law, I will self identify as male, become king and then implement my second law.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Sat 23-Jun-18 09:32:27

The Office of the Articled Apostropher, armed with the power to enforce the correct positioning of punctuation, punishment of the use of "of" for "have", and applying hammers to incorrectly kerned shop signs.

HarrietKettleWasHere Sat 23-Jun-18 09:32:40

There can be 1 day per month where no tourists are allowed to enter London, leaving it free for Londoners to explore/enjoy without getting stuck behind hoards of Italian schoolchildren messing about on the escalators or getting stuck behind very slow walkers on Oxford street.

MorningsEleven Sat 23-Jun-18 09:32:51

People who ignore the Aldi bagging rules get tasered.

hotcuppaplease Sat 23-Jun-18 09:33:02

Sesame seeds and poppy seeds on top of bread and rolls will be banned.

Petrolismygas Sat 23-Jun-18 09:40:44

"Professional" dog walkers who ignore the hoards of hounds they have (off lead) for their phones will be thrown to the lions.
As will those not picking up their dogs mess

ScreamingValenta Sat 23-Jun-18 09:42:41

Chewing gum is now illegal. Anyone found in possession of it will have it confiscated and pay an on-the-spot fine!

slippersinsummer Sat 23-Jun-18 09:42:58

Smoking in public. I just hate walking through a cloud to get into the supermarket. So you could only smoke at home. Fancy a petition ?

Petrolismygas Sat 23-Jun-18 09:44:07

Old men who lean against their trolley in the supermarket whilst waiting for "the wife", you are blocking my way.
Security shall remove these bastards

SneakyGremlins Sat 23-Jun-18 09:45:56

I love the mix of serious and not serious responses grin

Petrolismygas Sat 23-Jun-18 09:46:21

Spitters will have their salivary glands removed without anaesthetic

Petrolismygas Sat 23-Jun-18 09:47:42

Driving test compulsory at 60 and every five years onwards.

tectonicplates Sat 23-Jun-18 10:12:35

Chewing gum is now illegal. Anyone found in possession of it will have it confiscated and pay an on-the-spot fine!

You got there before me! I fully support this law.

I'd also make it illegal for people to lick their fingers when turning pages or handling paperwork.

ScreamingValenta Sat 23-Jun-18 10:16:03

tectonicplates I believe it is banned in Singapore, so there's hope!

Justmuddlingalong Sat 23-Jun-18 10:16:06

Only one transaction at a time at cash lines. If there's someone waiting behind you, it is now illegal to use numerous cards to check numerous accounts. Anyone caught doing so will have all bank accounts cleared and the money given to charity.

GrimDamnFanjo Sat 23-Jun-18 10:21:17

Airline hand baggage sizes will be enforced.
I didn't cram all my stuff into this tiny suitcase for you to rock up with one that's as big as you.

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