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I have a sachet of cat food so inflated I'm scared to touch it

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SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:41:21

Will it explode all over me? It's one of the whiskas pouches but it's almost round and so full of air shock daren't pick it up, I've just had a shower!

befairdontjudge Mon 18-Jun-18 22:43:02

Bin it!

ParentInCharge Mon 18-Jun-18 22:43:08

Ha ha. Chuck an old towel over it to pick it up. And take a pic before you bin it so you can email Whiskas and get freebies!

Oddbutnotodd Mon 18-Jun-18 22:43:13

Just put it outside and puncture it; probably in a bag then bin it!

SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:44:00

How do I bin it without picking it up?shock

EduCated Mon 18-Jun-18 22:44:05

Stick it outside and poke it with a big stick.

BlueEyedBengal Mon 18-Jun-18 22:45:55

Chuck it out before it explodes maggots around your home. shock

Punder Mon 18-Jun-18 22:46:34

It may have bugs in it! Are there any buzzes coming from within...?

Phosphorus Mon 18-Jun-18 22:46:40

Put it outside quick. The smell will be appalling.

There might be maggots. shock

ParisNext Mon 18-Jun-18 22:50:25

DO NOT OPEN! Take it from my experience. The smell will stay with you for 20 years (in your memory!). But photograph it as said above as I got a decent voucher.
Shuddering at the memory...

SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:50:32

<trembles> I moved it to the porch and it TWITCHED shock

ObiJuanKenobi Mon 18-Jun-18 22:51:24

Eewwwwww grin pop it for us!

Punder Mon 18-Jun-18 22:51:52

Yep, i'm suspecting that there were eggs in there when you purchased (or something has since injected eggs into it) and now they have hatched and want their freedom.

Cut it open and see what comes out.

Orlandointhewilderness Mon 18-Jun-18 22:52:23

oh god that is awful...!

SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:52:34

Tempted to throw it over the railing outside but not sure the takeaway people would be best pleased although it's not as bad as their kebabs

SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:53:22

Did you not read the bit where I've just showered? I'm NOT opening it! grin

Will it explode in the porch overnight?

MirandaWest Mon 18-Jun-18 22:53:34

There is definitely something not good in there envy

StillMedusa Mon 18-Jun-18 22:54:12

Wow that IS impressive!
I think I would (carefully) double bag it before you sling it in the bin. Just IN CASE!

Wolfiefan Mon 18-Jun-18 22:54:35

Yet another reason not to feed Whiskas. Boak!!

VetOnCall Mon 18-Jun-18 22:55:01

Speaking from experience, don't open it!

TheThirdOfHerName Mon 18-Jun-18 22:55:43

You need to somehow get it inside a plastic bag. Then tie or seal the bag. Then put that inside another plastic bag. Then tie or seal that. Then move that as far away from your house as you can, preferably to a different county.

SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:55:58

Wolfie Cat can't have dry food!

Should I email Whiskas? Saying what? Only bought the food a few days ago? Oh god, IS IT IN THE OTHER SACHETS?

SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:57:07

I was fine until it twitched at me! I'm not going near it!

This isn't sporners so I am not poking it!

SneakyGremlins Mon 18-Jun-18 22:58:09

If I put it in the bin will the bin not be full of maggots? Can they eat through bags? Can I leave it in the porch for arsehole neighbour to deal with?

beIindaBlinked Mon 18-Jun-18 22:58:33

Whhhhhhaaat....

Open it!!! Omg please - I won't sleep!!

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