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My underwear is sort of off white from being washed with other stuff too often, a bit saggy and holy

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StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:42:16

I've just had some guy send me a FB request and ask what colour underwear I had on! Is this normal now?
I did suggest to dh that maybe he worked for marks and spencer in the market research department and my 'ignore and block' reaction was mean.
For the record my dc have recently changed school so I am getting FB friend requests from new people, I assumed he was one of them.

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:42:58

Holey not holy oops

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:44:33

Is no one interested? I'll have you know there are people out there for whom this is a topic of interest.

RJnomore1 Wed 13-Jun-18 21:46:01

I was interested in your holy undies but now it's just a typo sorry they sound just like mine 😬

I honestly wonder whether anyone ever replies to these guys!

AnnieAnoniMouser Wed 13-Jun-18 21:47:23

He might still be one of the school

AnnieAnoniMouser Wed 13-Jun-18 21:48:30

I’d have been more interested if they were holy... Jesus appearing on the front? Mary holding a sign ‘no entry’...

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:48:37

Ooh rj tell me more

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:49:07

Bleurgh Annie hadn't thought of that. It's a naive school you know smile

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:50:16

Though a naive school would be even less likely to ask

RJnomore1 Wed 13-Jun-18 21:50:45

Tell you more?

<narrows eyes>

Are you one of "those guys"?

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:51:34

No no I'm just you know making polite conversation in a totally pervy way

RJnomore1 Wed 13-Jun-18 21:52:44

Mmmm hmmm


Did you reply to him?

Etino Wed 13-Jun-18 21:52:52

Mormons wear holy undies.

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve Wed 13-Jun-18 21:53:16

You're lucky you have underwear. I use newspaper and string.

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:53:28

Well to begin with I did but then the underwear question suggested he might be a creep. Or work for marks and spencer. Or both.

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:53:58

Lois which newspaper? Tabloid or broadsheet?

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks Wed 13-Jun-18 21:54:43

Why don't I get friend requests like that? envy

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:55:12

Perfectly send me your details smile

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:56:04

Anyway you're already describing what's inside the pants aren't you

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks Wed 13-Jun-18 21:56:07


StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 21:57:10

Wish I'd thought to reply "grey. How symmetrical are your buttocks?"

RJnomore1 Wed 13-Jun-18 21:58:51

What would be the worst option, creep or m and s?

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 22:01:03

Well the second wouldn't give me much hope for the future of the high Street store

ObiJuanKenobi Wed 13-Jun-18 22:05:19

Please unblock him so we can have some fun

StealthPolarBear Wed 13-Jun-18 22:47:09

Why would someone on Facebook not have the option to send a friend request?

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