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just how dramatic can a 16 year-old get?

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DoubleNegativePanda Fri 25-May-18 21:14:18

She thinks I ate her candy. For the record, I'm actually innocent of the charge this time.

Too many period video games, methinks.

MissConductUS Fri 25-May-18 21:23:26

Are there siblings who might have eaten the candy?

I have a 16 and an 18 year old and neither are big video gamers.

DoubleNegativePanda Fri 25-May-18 21:26:01

No siblings, she is an only child and I'm divorced so it's just us in the house. I feel pretty strongly that she ate it herself and doesn't recall. I just find her zero to sixty redaction funny. Who talks like that? grinhmm

DoubleNegativePanda Fri 25-May-18 21:26:35


TheSecondOfHerName Fri 25-May-18 21:27:41

I have an 18 year old son who's like this. He has a flair for hyperbole.

starsandstuff Fri 25-May-18 21:29:22

I love her. Well done.

Ginkypig Fri 25-May-18 21:34:34

It sounds like she's trying to be funny, which she is actually to me anyway.

She just needs to follow it with a nice

Thou shall burn in the fiery pits of hell for this slight which thee bestowed apron thy

hugoagogo Fri 25-May-18 21:35:31

Jeeps! What would she do if you are the last magnum!!shock

LorelaiVictoriaGilmore Fri 25-May-18 21:38:46

Seems proportionate.

PastBananas Fri 25-May-18 21:42:07

DH ate the remains of one of DD's chocolate bars about 10 years ago. She has not forgotten this.

JellySlice Fri 25-May-18 21:51:20

That's quite civilised, for a resentful teen. In fact, she doesn't even sound particularly resentful.

JellySlice Fri 25-May-18 21:52:32

Where's the "Youve totally like ruined my life!" And the "cant i have anything thats safe?"

slippynips Fri 25-May-18 22:35:43

@LorelaiVictoriaGilmore 😂😂

Proseccoagain Sat 26-May-18 09:58:18

DH finished off my Kentucky Fried while I was putting 6 yr old DD to bed. DD is now 35.... I have not forgotten this.

Fluffypinkpyjamas Sat 26-May-18 10:01:48

She’s funny. I like her style grin

iklboo Sat 26-May-18 10:04:47

Is she taking creative writing? It seems pretty tongue in cheek to me smile

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