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Roll up roll up...roll your roll ups up, it's only the fucking sweary thread...

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BastardGoDarkly Thu 24-May-18 20:20:54

Sit down, fuck off, choice is yours, just don't report the fucking language mkay?

BastardGoDarkly Thu 24-May-18 20:24:50

@Adora Bell

@SheWhoDaresGins

@AdmiralCunnilingus

@Bankwadger

Admiralclingus Thu 24-May-18 20:48:06

Cheers bastard!

Fucking cunting shitwank. Nephew has about 6 weeks sad they've stopped his chemo and reduced some of his meds, and upped the morphine. Didn't make it in to work today as my sister called from the hospital where they'd had the meeting so I went to fetch her. Fucking fuckety FUCK. It is so fucking unfair. Broken the news to dd and she's absolutely heartbroken sad

BastardGoDarkly Thu 24-May-18 20:54:20

<plumps beanbags> I've sent pigeons, owls and badgers.....

BastardGoDarkly Thu 24-May-18 20:56:53

Oh darling. I'm so fucking sorry. Words fall flat, I know, it's just so shit. flowers

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Thu 24-May-18 21:30:16

No words Ads. 💙

Admiralclingus Thu 24-May-18 21:35:03

They're finally taking him to Thomas land next week though so he has something to look forward to. He looked so frail and ill today sad

UpperWallop Thu 24-May-18 22:08:08

💐 for you Admiral. Everything else pales into insignificance in light of something like that.

MrsCD67 Thu 24-May-18 22:20:57

@Admiralclingus flowers wishing your family all the best

toffee1000 Thu 24-May-18 22:24:12

What fucking shit news Ads. Agree with Upper it certainly puts things into perspective.

SneakyGremlins Thu 24-May-18 22:25:50

Ads flowersgin

Debinaround Thu 24-May-18 23:28:25

Ads I am so, so sorry.** thanks

AdoraBell Fri 25-May-18 00:40:21

<sits down, hooks up 🍷IV>

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

🍷🍸🍹🍩 ☕️☕️ all round.

Admiralclingus Fri 25-May-18 08:16:13

Thanks guys. I'm glad I've got the cave to rant in!

Iv e had a text from the engineer... 😮 he's in a bad way too sad fucks sake

AdoraBell Fri 25-May-18 09:13:07

Oh Ads sad hope the poor wee mite enjoys Thomas land 🍭🍦 in abundance for him.

So what’s the engineers excuse then?

Cheers for the heads up Bastard, fucking love what you’ve done with cave 👍

Got a day of running errands, oh and chip shop hair to 🤢, fuck sake.

☕️☕️🥐☕️🍩 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Admiralclingus Fri 25-May-18 09:52:41

Everything has gone to shit for him, he's staying with his brother and he's struggling with not seeing the kids everyday. I feel awful for being annoyed at him now!!!!

AdoraBell Fri 25-May-18 13:45:38

Ah fuck Ads can anything be done to sort the sitch re kids?

I’m fucking knackered, have schlepped 9 fucking km hmm having ☕️🥐 now before crawling home. Fuck sake.

<loads bar with coffee shop fare> I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

BankWadger Fri 25-May-18 13:54:23

Go fuck yourselves (😙😙😙)

Cept Ads come here for a big hug x

One appears to be having a fab time in the US. Wombat was on her honeymoon and life here is busy busy, so I too shall fuck off as lunch time is nearly over <pout>

OuaisMaisBon Fri 25-May-18 14:05:49

Fuckaduck, Admiral, sod that for a game of soldiers. Here am I feeling sorry for myself in my empty nest, prat that I am. Buggeration for your nephew and your sis and all your family. Are sweary flowers allowed in here? Can I smuggle them in?

AdoraBell Fri 25-May-18 14:11:15

Only if you use a gin bottle for a vase Ouais

Hope arvo shift flies Bank

OuaisMaisBon Fri 25-May-18 14:44:12

ginflowers

SneakyGremlins Fri 25-May-18 17:11:47

flowers
gin

Admiralclingus Fri 25-May-18 17:56:19

Fanks you great bunch of cuntmuffins i fucking luffs you lot

Dunno ads I'm not getting involved. He'll show his face when he's ready or he Won't, I've got other more important shit to think about!!!

Admiralclingus Fri 25-May-18 17:58:34

Oh can anyone explain to me how the fuck I went into asda for school shoes and dinner and came out with a my little pony and a gnome dressed as a unicorn???,

and booze.... Lots of lovely booze

AdoraBell Fri 25-May-18 18:21:42

It’s the evils of shops Ads. Cunts, the lot of em.

Dinners on. I’ll be back. With 🍷. Fuck sake.

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