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What’s on your coffee table at the moment?

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BlueTrousers Sun 20-May-18 23:14:02

I really enjoyed the thread a few weeks ago about what people kept on their bedside table, found it such a window into people’s lives and I’m a nosey cow

So in the same vein - what’s on your coffee table?

On mine right now there is -
- A small gold tray with a candle, little succulent plant and a small vasey type bottley pot decorative thing
- 3 coasters; one with my glass of coke on it, one with DPs glass of coke right fucking next to it, one at the other side
- 4 chocolate wrappers
- A dummy
- DPs phone
- Pair of earphones
- DPs feet

Your turn?...

findingmyfeet12 Sun 20-May-18 23:19:51

A whole kidskin dyed red.

A large majolica plate.

A scent diffuser (because I forgot to close the door while cooking a curry).

Catfacecats Sun 20-May-18 23:19:52

2x empty cans of juice (1 Dr Pepper, 1 Irn Bru)
Glass of creme brûlée licquer
Colouring book

Not very exciting I’m afraid!

ColoursOfRain Sun 20-May-18 23:28:36

I don't have one shock

passmetheloppers Sun 20-May-18 23:29:36

Small pile of loose change
Propelling pencil
A Gryffindor coaster
Small handbag-sized pack of tissues (opened)
DH's used coffee mug
Pile of birthday cards from last week which got taken down today and have yet to make it to the recycling bin
Used train ticket & several card receipts
Guitar pick (with matching guitar propped against coffee table)
A thin film of dust

passmetheloppers Sun 20-May-18 23:32:33

I'm actually quite glad you didn't ask what's on the floor beside your coffee table because if you had, the list would have been a lot longer...

theymademejoin Sun 20-May-18 23:40:02

Pool lifeguard manual, wine glass, one kindle, one "real" book, 2 pairs of glasses, a box of glasses cleaner wipes, a candle, 2 remote controls and a largish jar containing a homemade lip balm and a small jar of charcoal powder.

HerRoyalNotness Sun 20-May-18 23:41:23

An empty water bottle and 2 coasters. It’s normally chock full with all sorts of detritus

Semster Sun 20-May-18 23:44:02

Golf tee of course
Pile of magazines
Rum and coke
Macbook Air
TV remote
Pencil and pen
Hair band

Rocinante1 Sun 20-May-18 23:48:45

Top - Lego, Lego, Lego

Shelf underneath - magazines

AlrightBabby Sun 20-May-18 23:50:04

a large glass bowl with glass apples and pears in
a wooden solitaire game
a bronze coloured tart burner and candle plate and shade with a candle and a snuffer
4 coasters
2 empty pint glasses
dust and dog hair

LinoleumBlownapart Sun 20-May-18 23:54:29

3 coasters
A lego figure
And DS3's school reading book about a talking papaya called Bambao

Adversecamber22 Sun 20-May-18 23:55:34

A lamp
Noise cancelling headphones

Treasures Mon 21-May-18 00:15:09

I might just have a shot at winning this (to my shame!)

3 glass coasters
1 cork coaster with our family crest on it
Remote control for the sound bar
DH's computer mouse
DH's nicotine lozenges
A black Biro
Post-it notes
DH's and DD's glasses cases
The battery from the old smoke alarm
DD's spare car key
A ruler
DH's wallet
DD's loyalty card
A receipt from entry to an exhibition
An expired NHS prescription card
An expired gift card
Instructions for new smoke alarm
2 red Biros
DD's box of posh chocolates
2 Wii controllers
DH's Fitbit bluetooth dongle
A tube of Germolene
TV remote
A letter from HMRC
A handwritten to-do list (must add 'clear coffee table!!)
A paperclip
A Pritt-Stick
A box with a ring in it
A pincushion
My inhaler
A pencil
A pink highlighter
A date stamp
4 little bulldog clips
A small reel of tape
The thing that generates a code for my internet banking
My nail file
My nicotine gum x 2
2 paint pens
A notebook
A receipt from a gift shop
A good luck message written by DH to me
My nice pen
My 7 boxes of various medications
My bottle of Coke (not on a coaster!)
57p of DH's random change

ijustwannadance Mon 21-May-18 00:25:39

Treasures, how big is your table?!

Lego, Lego, Lego that's usually mine but moved it due to visiting toddler.

2x lol dolls
Glass of milk
Glass of water
Tomato ketchup (Heinz squeezy bottle)
Pen x2
Candis mag
Tesco free mag
Notebook x2
Wedding invite
Selection of baby toys
Playstation controller
Playmobil Mr Staypuft from Ghostbusters

thugmansion Mon 21-May-18 00:29:07

Awesome list Treasures.
Mine has a green baize poker layout, cards, chips and dealer coin

thugmansion Mon 21-May-18 00:30:50

Oh and its not even a real coffee table its a tv table

llangennith Mon 21-May-18 00:38:00

Don’t have one.

Treasures Mon 21-May-18 00:48:24

ijustwannadance standard size, I'd say, about 2 feet x 3 feet ish. It doesn't look as bad as my list sounds because some things are on top of other things - I can still see visible tabletop.

Thanks thug, it's an impressive list, I'm quite proud grin

Floralnomad Mon 21-May-18 01:01:15

A mansize box of tissues , phone , tv remote , 2 coasters , 2 crossword books , a pen , an empty glass , numerous packets of pills , a tube of germolene , tube of Johnson’s baby moisturiser and a bottle of Earol .

ColoursOfRain Mon 21-May-18 15:21:04

The reason I don't have one is due to the way they become dumping grounds!

Camomila Mon 21-May-18 15:23:55

Laptop, textbook, pukkapad, printed out journal articles and a folder to keep them in, my bangle I took off to type.

AdultHumanFemale Mon 21-May-18 15:28:25

Two laptops, DP's glasses + case and DD1's spellings. Positively zen compared to the rest of the living room.

fleshmarketclose Mon 21-May-18 15:32:28

Two coasters, vase of flowers and a large gold coloured feather (from Laura Ashley).

CrazyHippo Mon 21-May-18 15:37:10

3 coasters (where did the fourth go?)
Half a coffee I forgot about and it went cold
Glasses case
Tv, virgin + blu ray remotes
Empty chitty chitty bang bang dvd case
File-o-fax that i thought was a great idea but totally underestimated how heavy it'd be to carry in my handbag should have got a normal diary

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