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What woke you up last night?

(117 Posts)
TyneTeas Wed 16-May-18 18:02:26

SeagullFest 2018 for me

Their headline act, which sounded like a Lordi tribute band came on at about 0530.

It's nice living by the coast but big flappy birds are bloody loud in the small hours

IHaveBrilloHair Wed 16-May-18 18:04:31

I cam on to say Sodding arsed fucking shithead sea bastarding gulls.
Shut up, shut up, and die please.

CuppaSarah Wed 16-May-18 18:06:45

Nothing! I slept through peacefully supported by a million pillows, no heartburn, no needing a wee, no baby dancing in my tummy(well it was, but it didn't wake me for once) even when DS toddled in at half five, I didn't stir I am told. Good old DH took him down and let me sleep till he left for work.

Glitteryfrog Wed 16-May-18 18:08:22

Not being in my own bed with my pillows.
I was away for work.

Seeline Wed 16-May-18 18:10:24

Bloody fox going through the food waste bins at about 3.30 and the the dustmen at about 5.40. Not a good night.

ILikeMyChickenFried Wed 16-May-18 18:11:02

Neighbours rocking up in a van at 3.30am and rattling their side gate. I was convinced they were burglars

abbsisspartacus Wed 16-May-18 18:12:30

Dream number one my partner cheated on me dream number 2 Meghans wedding she had a lit up peacock tail on her dress a black boob tube and a baby bump I woke up very hmmconfused

MrsMoastyToasty Wed 16-May-18 18:13:45

It wasn't really last night but the dustbin men started moving the commercial sized bins out through the school gates next door at about 6.30am, thus depriving me of 45 minutes of sleep.

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername Wed 16-May-18 18:15:13

Bloody wireless earphones yelling directly into my brain that they needed charging!

TheWitchwithNoName Wed 16-May-18 18:15:58

Him

TowerRingInferno Wed 16-May-18 18:18:08

Worrying about life
Numb arms
Bloody birds nesting in my roof (no insulation)

So tired today and on a countdown until bedtime

peachypips Wed 16-May-18 18:19:47

Yes to stupid sodding gulls! I hate the bastards!

Got woken up this morning by sun shining on my face.

Man my life is shit- birds AND sunangry

N0tfinished Wed 16-May-18 18:23:04

Tweeting birds who have nested right outside my bedroom window. Then I needed a wee.

starsandstuff Wed 16-May-18 18:24:49

My asshole neighbours having another all nighter where they SHOUT EVERYTHING TO EACH OTHER AND SING LOUDLY EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE IN TINY TERRACES AND NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY BE MORE THAN 6 FEET AWAY. Dicks.

Montsti Wed 16-May-18 18:27:26

Dog at 1.45am followed by Baby at 2am and for the next few hours until waking up for the day at 5am😩😴

halfwitpicker Wed 16-May-18 18:28:16

DD.

Something else too but I can't remember

FourEyesGood Wed 16-May-18 18:28:54

My sore throat. I’m feeling very sorry for myself.

halfwitpicker Wed 16-May-18 18:29:03

Wish he had woken me up instead

halfwitpicker Wed 16-May-18 18:29:46

Him - bloody pic fail

Mortallie Wed 16-May-18 18:29:53

My DD, 3, screaming like she was being murdered in her bed.

Shaved a good 5 years off my life that did. Cheers DD hmm

lucysmam Wed 16-May-18 18:30:03

Awww TheWitchwithNoName he's lush!

Needing a wee woke me up...I ignored it for aaaaages but couldn't get back to sleep so eventually got up.

AnnDerry Wed 16-May-18 18:31:52

I was too hot.
So I opened a window.
Then I spent the next 3 hours suffering because of rapeseed pollen wafting in from the massive fields across the road.

Mumthedogsbeensick Wed 16-May-18 18:35:35

Gross but a heavy period. Had to change the bedding, clean the bathroom floor and put a wash load on. All at 4am. Sodding hormones. Ah well at least the dogs were pleased to see me!

mostdays Wed 16-May-18 18:36:12

DS3 coming in to our bed in the early hours

Bridechilla Wed 16-May-18 18:36:31

Anxiety.

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